Shaktar Rhapsody - a daft ditty...

[LBNo11]

...OK, I shouldn't think silly songs whilst queuing in Tesco, but it's Friday! I haven't worked out the first verse or the manic last verses, but here is what I dreamt up so far - any help with the other verses? Obviously this is just for fun...


Shaktar, just lost a game
Gera scored, not with his head
Pulled his trigger so we led
Goodbye to the 'Miners'
The game had just begun
But now you've gone and blown it all away

Shaktar, ooooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
We'll be back to you to give you more sorrow
We'll Carry on, carry on, your cup dream is in tatters

Too bad, your goal did come
Sent shivers down my spine
Thought you'd then be wasting time
Goodbye – thanks to Bobby – you've got to go
Gotta leave you 2-1 down and that's the truth
Shaktar, ooo-oo-ooh
I don't wanna lie
I'm very glad that it wasn't just another score draw

Guitar solo

I see a lot of little Shaktar Brazilians
Watch it mush, that was a push, why are you all called something –inho
Bobby goals like lightening, very very frightening see!
Bobby Zee-o, Bobby Ze-o
Bobby Zee-o, Bobby Ze-o
Bobby Zee-o, oh Gera magnifico

[The Doctor]

You really should have asked them to open another checkout  ;D

By the way, Bohemian Rhapsody was on the radio in the works canteen earlier.  I had to take my breakfast back to my desk because all I could hear was your Indian cuisine version

[The Equalizer]

Slow day in the office Ed? ;)

[LBNo11]

...air conditioning in a cold winter is not conducive to high sales turnover.. :(