Picayune On Why He Joined New Site

[Lighthouse]

Nice Lady - Hi Picayune and welcome to the new site
Picayune -  (Sniff,clears throats,wipes nose) Ta Ever so
Nice Lady-  Now you are on a free transfer from the other site. Did it take long for you to decide to join the new site?
Picayune - Well nobody asked me. They just said if you want to there is a place you can go and so I came (sniff cough, place finger on one side of nostril but stops before nose spitting)
Nice Lady - Now in case nobody knows where you play and what position, can you tell us?
Picayune - Well I like to think of myself, well I like to think of myself alot really. I can play just behind or to the side of. But really I will go anywhere they want me to go.
NIce Lady - What can you bring to the site?
Picayune - Lighthouse cause we share a computer
Nice Lady- Did he give you any advice.
Picyune - No I haven't talked to him yet.
Nice Lady - Are you fit and ready to start on the site.
Picayune - No I am carrying an injury from the old site so I may take some time to make my debut.
Nice Lady - So what was the point of you coming here?
Picayune - None at all. Hence the name. Would you like to see me naked?

[DarkRoom]

I like the new windswept look.