Shakhtar Caption Competition

[White Noise]

[WhiteJC]

this "geezer" outside the Johnny Haynes stand swore that these were "magic hats" and that was all we needed to beat this little team

[White Noise]

Its the salt mines or the gulag for us comrade but which one to choose?

[Papa]

Ah here's the new 'best dressed managers list'. Mourinho, Mancini, Guardiola... Why do they keep missing me?!

[WhiteJC]

gnomes, what is gnomes?

[epsomraver]

 bloke with specs asks "Who is "little and Large"

[LBNo11]

..."I don't understand it Mr Lucesco, I thought I had Mr Hodgson in the palm of my hand"...

[FC Silver Fox]

"Look. I've got hold of this Roy Hodgson puppet. Now, where shall I stick the pins?"

[epsomraver]

Who is this Jeg the peg , everyone from Chernobyl  has three legs

[JBH]

The person that said 2 brains are better than one obviously never came up against That Nice Mr Hodgson!!

[ron]

I told him to kick Duff and Karate chop him like this at the same time....

Now our drink from Juventus looks like it's gone for a burton......

[Lighthouse]

I have a gun and I am not afraid to use it. Blast where has my Gun gone. Curses biased referee.

[alfie]

"Don't worry they are only a small club in c.helsea, will be easy pickings"

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

"Our Brazilians are too short"

"I know I feel completely smooth, even through these pockets"

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

worth a bump