Sunderland Caption Competition

[White Noise]

[Chopper]

I'll swap you Darren Bent and Frasier Campbell for Bobby Zamora ...

[White Noise]

They tell me there are 40,000 in today. Is there little to do in Sunderland?

[LBNo11]

...Sir Roy: "honestly Steve 'Grecian 2000' were happy to sponsor me, I'm sure 'rhinoplasty.com' will sponsor you as the before model...

[Brede Butter Pudding]

"Erm, Roy, got any tips on how to successfully manage a football team?"

[Lighthouse]

Did you see the Scum Terrys Hair cut yesterday? HA HA AHA HAHAHAHAHAH

[FatFreddysCat]

Hahaha Steve. No i dont want to buy Steed back.

[KCat]

Bruce : Do you think we can do a Great Escape like Fulham ???
Roy :    Norway is a great escape too !!( your getting sacked in the morning, sacked in the morrrrrrning  )

[Tktd]

If football management fails you , you can always try your hand at acting - it's really easy - be a pirate - go arrrrrrghhhhhh!

[clintclintdeuce]

Look at the bright side Bruce, you could be managing QPR.....

[bog]

What! You've forgotten how many points it is for a win?

(What is the prize in this competition? Being a fly on the wall in the John Teryry household?)

[FC Silver Fox]

Steve: "If your Fulham boys score today, I'll nut ya."

[leonffc]

"hahahaha, I tell you waht Steve, I had a Mr Potato head toy when I was young and it was a dead ringer for you"

[Logicalman]

Roy: "Hahaha, and people take the p*ss out of MY nose!"

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

Roy - "if you just let go of my nuts, I'll tell you how I do it..."