Translation Please: What upset Roy so much?

[Logicalman]

What was said in the rant by the goggle-eyed toothy geezer?

Roy H

[TonyGilroy]

His "I speak fluent Italian" boast was at risk of being revealed as a lie. 

[Logicalman]

I have found, according to one (non reputable) source, that the toothy geezer complained about Roys choice of back for the game. Now, unless Roy has grown a very big pair and stuffed that wacky-baccy in his pipe, I cannot see he's changed that much.
Just trying to find out what upset him SO much.

[LRCN]

something about upsetting roberto carlos and playing a worse left back over him which led to carlos' transfer to real madrid.