There's only one Mark Schwarzer
He's number one, Mark Schwarzer
Walking along, singing a song
Living in a Schwarzer Wonderland.
Oh, I love that one! Really good! Can we pull together and sing this one around the Yuletide?
I've heard a lot of (to the Joy Division tune,)
'Duff, Duff will tear you apart, again.' (Repeat.)
I quite like (from City away last season and to the tune of the Beatles 'All You Need is Love')
'All you need is Duff,
Na, na, na, na, na.
All you need is Duff, Duff, Duff,
Duff is all you need!'