Caption Competition

[finnster01]

[finnster01]

"I swear the trout was this big"

[AmericanJames]

"this is about how much i am missing in my brain"

[FC Silver Fox]

"This is how far I'll go to make sure that professional football keeps its integrity."

[SuffolkWhite]

"Look into my eyes not around my eyes into my eyes"

[The Equalizer]

"And behind me you can see the Fifa logo representing two footballs with the map of the world. But it has a dual meaning because it also looks like a pair of breasts and as you know well, Fifa is run by a pair of tits."

[VicHalomsLovechild]

"Here is the new style ball we will be using next season. It was specially designed to my instructions by the fairies at the bottom of my garden."

[WhiteJC]

it is only a goal if the ball is this far over the line

[JBH]

" If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"  :015:

[LBNo11]

...despite Rory Delap's tuition, Blatter's execution of a throw-in was frankly laughable...

[mrska]

The 2 veg behind Blaters head were in need of some meat...  He suggested it should be this long!

[Logicalman]

Blatter demonstrates his 'Jackie Chan' move, his face contorted with rage.

[Fernhurst]

Our new FIFA Youth Technical Director Mr Phillip Brown has recommended our policy should be to grow under ten year olds this much bigger.

[epsomraver]

FIFA stands for  f**k**g  idiots for all :041:

[Lighthouse]

For me to answer that question the minimum bribe would be that much in 50 quid notes.

[TheDaddy]

As you can see I have compiled this report on all the new ideas  i have and will bring  into the game during my rein as Fifa President". Bring the game forward  into the 21st century "Pretty impressive no "

[LBNo11]

...(Blatter) ..."so I said to Michel Platini, Beckham's thing is this big", and he said to me "no it isn't Sepp, her waist is even smaller - and you really shouldn't refer to Beckham's wife as his'thing'"...

[WhiteJC]

chuff, chuff, chuff...  Woooh Wooh!

[Huge]

"So i got her home and took her knickers off and guess what?...............yup it was this big. I need to go to specsavers"

[CorkedHat]

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I tell you, I have seen Didier Drogba - it ees thees long.
What the size of his donger?
Nein, nein, not the size of his donger but the number of red cards he has collected