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Oh No! Vinnie Jones To Remake 'Escape To Victory'

Started by White Noise, March 22, 2010, 02:38:47 PM

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White Noise

'The Italian Job', 'Get Carter', even 'Mean Machine' should not have been messed with but now former crazy gangster and sworn enemy of Lawrie Sanchez Vinnie Jones is lining up the like of Beckham and Van Basten for a re-make of the Sly Stallone classic.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/columnists/the-mole/2009/01/04/vinnie-jones-tipped-to-star-in-remake-of-escape-to-victory-115875-21014848/

So folks, the reason for the post is to ask who should play the key roles originally inhabited by the likes of Michael Caine, Stallone, Bobby Moore, Pele and Russell Osman?

Beckham is apparently being approached for the Bobby Moore role but who would you like to see in the other roles -


Sylvester Stallone ...  Captain Robert Hatch
Michael Caine ...  Capt. John Colby - The Players: England
Pelé ...  Cpl. Luis Fernandez - Allied Soccer Player - The Players: Trinidad
Bobby Moore ...  Terry Brady - Allied Soccer Player - The Players: England
Osvaldo Ardiles ...  Carlos Rey - Allied Soccer Player - The Players: Argentina
Paul Van Himst ...  Michel Fileu - The Players: Belgium
Kazimierz Deyna ...  Paul Wolchek - The Players: Poland
Hallvar Thoresen ...  Gunnar Hilsson - The Players: Norway
Mike Summerbee ...  Sid Harmor - Allied Soccer Player - The Players: England
Co Prins ...  Pieter Van Beck - The Players: Holland
Russell Osman ...  Doug Clure - The Players
John Wark ...  Arthur Hayes - The Players: Scotland
Søren Lindsted ...  Erik Ball - Allied Soccer Player - The Players: Denmark
Kevin O'Callaghan ...  Tony Lewis - Allied Goalkeeper - The Players: Ireland

Max von Sydow ...  Major Karl Von Steiner - The Germans (as Max Von Sydow)



FC Silver Fox

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John Terry ...  providing he gets his gonads caught when going over the wire and then gets shot. 

Original script ? Don't care. Be creative with the screenplay.
Finn and Corked Hat, you are forever part of the family.

White Noise

Quote from: FC Silver Fox on March 22, 2010, 02:41:49 PM
John Terry ...  providing he gets shot going over the wire.  

Original script ? Don't care. Be creative with the screenplay.

I was thinking more of the bit where they break the blokes arm so Stallone can play in his place. I reckon Vinnie wouldn't mind doing that to JT on the space between the bed slats!  :028: