Our supporters are veryaffluent

[Peabody]

As  a service to those on this MB that plead for funds from those that have some affluence, I will put myself forward as a central contact to receive and er, ahem, dispose of the funds properly. I do this free of charge, and solely as a service to my common man, so please give freely to help them that ain't got much. All funds can be deposited via paypal to  GiveMeDosh@plentyOfEmptyPots.org


Hold on guvnor, whats all that parlarver you just spouted there. By the way, ave the Toff's gone yet?

[finnster01]

This thread is beginning to remind me a lot of the Monty Python "We were so poor" sketch from the Flying Circus  ...

[CorkedHat]

Well I'm glad I raised that.
Dugliss you are a C2.
Me, being a struggling writer earning next to nothing is a D.
I do hope that this clears up any misconceptions about the validity of socio-economic profiling.

[ron]

......we dreamed of earning next to nothing.......

[Lighthouse]

Oh well I think the master has retired for the night. He pays me  nothing which is why he can live so well. He could keep a bigger staff but he just jokes and says ' you are quite big enough for staff ' and I smile because I am allowed to sleep next to The Dog Basket. But the place isn't what it was. We used to have  party a night and staff were falling over themselves. But it's just me now.

Still just time to have a quick drink from his 'secret selection' and then make sure the breakfast table is ready for the morning. We used to make a cooked breakfast for anything up to 20 or 30 guests. Now a bowl of Ready Brek usually suffices. Oh well move over Brenda. Go on move. Some Guard Dog you are. Have you finished with that bone?