We've had this before on the old FOF but thought I'd re-post for another laugh.

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GORDON Strachan's witty one-liners have become the stuff of soccer legend.

The football boss has left a host of interviewers squirming with his sarcastic post-match quips.

Here are some of his best ...

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

Strachan: "Velocity."



Reporter: "Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?"

Strachan: "No, I'm going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah."



Reporter: "There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?"

Strachan: "Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down, negative man, down."




Reporter: "Gordon, do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?"

Strachan: "I don't care, I'm Scottish."




Reporter: "Gordon, if you were English?"

Strachan: "I'd top myself."




Strachan after a defeat: "I tried to get the disappointment out of my system by going for a walk.

"I ended up 17 miles from home and I had to phone my wife Lesley to come and pick me up."




Reporter: "Welcome to Southampton. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?"

Strachan: "No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, 'No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.' "



Strachan on Wayne Rooney: "It's an incredible rise to stardom.

"At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."




Reporter: "You must be delighted with the result?"

Strachan: "You're spot on! You can read me like a book."




Reporter: "So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?"

Strachan: "What areas? Mainly that big green one out there."

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