...Happy 4th July to all my friends in the colonies of the America's, just be grateful King George III was bonkers - or you would all be drinking proper tea and speaking proper English like wot us Brits does - mind you the beer would have been a lot better..!
Let you into a secret Ed, most Ex-pats I know personally still drink real tea (PG tips), drink real beer (ESB & LP), and talk as well as wot we does, proper like.
For brekkies today we had sausage, egg, bacon and fresh bread, washed down with a cup of rosie, and for dinner we've got Bangers and Mash with Bisto gravy. There are just some things that little bit more difficult to let go of, I guess.