Joke du jour. NFR iffy for young kids

[blingo]

Roy, the poofta, goes
Into the doctor's office and
Has some tests run.
The  doctor comes back and says
' Roy'
'I'm not going to beat around the  bush.
You have AIDS.'
Roy is devastated. 'Doc,  what
Can I do?
Eat 1  curry sausage,
1 head of Cabbage,   
20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
10 Jalapeno  Peppers,
40 walnuts and  40 peanuts,
1/2 box Of All Bran,
And top it off with a litre of  prune juice..'
Roy asks bewildered,
' Will that cure me, Doc?'
Doc says, No,
But it should leave you
With a  better understanding
Of what your ARSE is for.

[AlFayedsChequebook]

 :046:

[manxman]

 :005:

[Vinnieffc]

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[Rambling_Syd_Rumpo]

and so says the politically correct Blingo :005:,how is life in 1974 Blingo? :dft012:

[blingo]

not bad syd :045: hahahaha i was 18 in 1974. now THAT hurts.

[Rambling_Syd_Rumpo]

that is scary :005: :005: :008:

[Peabody]

No wonder they were looking for you in Cottage Corner over the weekend Blingo

[McBridefan1]

Why Roy the poofter??? It would have been funnier if you said Ashley Cole, Christiano Renaldo, Sol Campbell or Robbie Fowler... or even Brighton FC... The entire Brighton FC team walks no sashays into the doctor's office etc... actually after re-reading the punch line nothing would help but it would have been a better start.

[blingo]

I just relayed it as it was sent to me with no thought of "our Roy" being a wooly woofter or related to the joke at all.  :002:

Peabody, I had to think about CC it is that long since I last visited. still the little merchant bankers can have their silly little 5 minutes lol.