Caption Comp 101

[VB]

                

[blingo]

"Take me, Take me"

[VB]

This bloke ain't scored for a while... he must be gagging for it!

[Abbotsbury White]

'One gentle quick left handed jab later,.. ladyboy was out for the count'

[WhiteJC]

be more careful you nearly had my eye out then, oh never mind

[Vinnieffc]

"Naaa lads, it can't be Berbatov. I swore I saw his leg twitch and he ain't as quick as that"

[LBNo11]

...Berbatov lost his balance but held his form when the music stopped during the game of'statues'...

[White Noise]

Pantsil - 'Whats that you say? Hit him again with my left?'

Baird - 'No, wait till he gets up and a forearm smash should finish it'

Murphy - 'Just get the bugger in a bearhug and chin him'

Dempsey - 'Kick him in the jacobs and nick his alice band'

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

Chris Baird could not hide his dissapointment in finding out that the child Berbatov had carried all this time, was definately not his....

[mrska]

Chris Baird couldn't look as John Pantsil moved in for his famous PANTSIL splash to finish off Berbatov

[Tktd]

               

HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH - *Whack* Pantsil knocks out Berbatov leaving him feeling more and more human, whilst pantsil is taking in the adoration of the fans by posing in his aggressive stance!

[ToodlesMcToot]

Berbatov: "Wait a minute! I'm the #6?! No wonder I'm not scoring like I'm supposed to!"