What a very very very small World

[FatFreddysCat]

As i mentioned before We broke down in Belgium and some Fulham fans stopped and gave us a jump start, i mentioned that it turned out that Jay who was travelling with us had cut one of the fella's mum grass just that morning , the odds on that are very long indeed no? But add to that i've just bumped into twins who used to be in my class and they asked me if i had broken down on the way to Germany,  it turns out that the fella who stopped to help us is a relative of thiers. Unfortunately it isn't a happy story, they broke down in Germany (the car is still there) they got a hire car and smashed it up, and it's going to cost them a few bob to get the car back. Oh and they was in the same hotel as us. I'm no bookie, but i think if i'd had a bet on all them things happening i'd be a wealthy man.

[Admin]

As i mentioned before We broke down in Belgium and some Fulham fans stopped and gave us a jump start, i mentioned that it turned out that Jay who was travelling with us had cut one of the fella's mum grass just that morning , the odds on that are very long indeed no? But add to that i've just bumped into twins who used to be in my class and they asked me if i had broken down on the way to Germany,  it turns out that the fella who stopped to help us is a relative of thiers. Unfortunately it isn't a happy story, they broke down in Germany (the car is still there) they got a hire car and smashed it up, and it's going to cost them a few bob to get the car back. Oh and they was in the same hotel as us. I'm no bookie, but i think if i'd had a bet on all them things happening i'd be a wealthy man.

Hows the hand?  :022:

[FatFreddysCat]

I'd forgotten about that has it happens, but now you mention it, it's still not 100% .  :033: . Hold on i'll send you a text joke slightly related to it.

[flynny]

It is such a shame they were so very helpfull .hope they have no more problems getting it back.

[Hazey]

Hmmm cutting your mates grass means something totally different down under....especially with his Mum...

[flynny]

How do you get a double entundre out of cutting your mates grass. i have had a sheltered upbringing please explain hazey. does it mean shaving your mates pubics if so im never letting fat freddy cut mine again,hes not bad gardener to be fair

[finnster01]

Hmmm cutting your mates grass means something totally different down under....especially with his Mum...

HaHaHa, Absolute Aussie Classic.  :clap_hands:

[ScalleysDad]

How do you get a double entundre out of cutting your mates grass. i have had a sheltered upbringing please explain hazey. does it mean shaving your mates pubics if so im never letting fat freddy cut mine again,hes not bad gardener to be fair

could have been worse. he could have worked on her clematis ........................

[HatterDon]

How do you get a double entundre out of cutting your mates grass. i have had a sheltered upbringing please explain hazey. does it mean shaving your mates pubics if so im never letting fat freddy cut mine again,hes not bad gardener to be fair

could have been worse. he could have worked on her clematis ........................

POST OF THE MONTH
                               :clap_hands: :clap_hands: :clap_hands:
                                                              :sir_roy: :sir_roy: :sir_roy:

[Hazey]

Getting your grass cut or lunch cut is when one of your mates sh*gs your bird or the bird you are trying to pull.

It usually means you are the w*nker of your group if you are known as the lunch cutter......either that of extremely good looking and your mates just accept that it is your right to steal theior birds or targets while out on the lash.

How do you get a double entundre out of cutting your mates grass. i have had a sheltered upbringing please explain hazey. does it mean shaving your mates pubics if so im never letting fat freddy cut mine again,hes not bad gardener to be fair