World Cup Caption Competition 001

[White Noise]

[JBH]

"I said that if you tried to pinch my whistle again you would feel the Hand of God across your face!"

[White Noise]

There are little green men I tell you! Out of my way while I stamp on them.

[Burt]

"Yes, I see it now, that is a major-league bit of ear wax you have got in there, let me try and dig it out..."

[The Equalizer]

"So there I was training with the rest of the boys when this bearded old lady attacked me!"

[Burt]

"Are you SURE you are not wearing a wig?"

[LBNo11]

...(Maradonna) "No you idiot, you have to raise your hand higher, above your head like I showed you - that is the way to cheat a nation out of the World Cup"... :035:

[Huge]

" Out of the way....that penny is mine!!!"

[WhiteJC]

"yes boss, I see the little green man on your shoulder, let me see if I can catch him"

[Lighthouse]

I tell you Fulham want me and Sanchez as their dream team.

[SoCalJoe]

"I don't care what you say Mascherno, I know that line on the field is cocaine!"

[CorkedHat]

Maradonna in an attempt to get into the party spirit plays Pin the Tail on a Donkey