NEW MANAGER ANNOUNCED...!

[The Equalizer]

 

Van Basten New Fulham Manager


Marco van Basten has been unveiled as the new Fulham manager by Mohamed Al Fayed today. Marco takes over from former manager Roy Hodgson who left the club a week ago to take up the offer presented to him from Liverpool FC. It was a shocking twist of events which led to the Dutchman being appointed with Mark Hughes seemingly on the verge of signing a contract with the club. However some interest from Marco van Basten at getting back into the managerial swing of things, changed the mind of Al Fayed and the contract off to Mark Hughes was put on hold in favour of a contract offer for Van Basten. The Dutch manager put pen to paper on a 5 year deal which will keep him at the club until 2015.

Marco Van Basten had this to say at the press-conference when he was appointed "I am really happy to be taking over at Fulham Football Club. I hope to achieve many thingsh with thish great club. Coming into the ground the fansh were outshide the shtadium in their masses and they looked like a decent bunch of people. I can't wait to meet the team, but I do have a few playersh in mind that I will be bringing in. As alwaysh shome playersh will be let go of but the playersh that come in will be more than able to fill in the gapsh left by certain playersh. This club enjoyed a great sheason last year and this sheason I hope we can go better than ever and bring a trophy to Craven Cottage."

[Burt]

Thatsh a good 'un

[Teabag]

Duh!

[finnster01]

Top Marksh Mr Eq!!!!  That ish very funny  :011: :011:

[Lighthouse]

Oh ban these trouble makers causing us to look at these threads. If I had a button on my keyboard I could press to stop the really annoying people I would pre

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Van Basten New Fulham Manager


Marco van Basten has been unveiled as the new Fulham manager by Mohamed Al Fayed today. Marco takes over from former manager Roy Hodgson who left the club a week ago to take up the offer presented to him from Liverpool FC. It was a shocking twist of events which led to the Dutchman being appointed with Mark Hughes seemingly on the verge of signing a contract with the club. However some interest from Marco van Basten at getting back into the managerial swing of things, changed the mind of Al Fayed and the contract off to Mark Hughes was put on hold in favour of a contract offer for Van Basten. The Dutch manager put pen to paper on a 5 year deal which will keep him at the club until 2015.

Marco Van Basten had this to say at the press-conference when he was appointed "I am really happy to be taking over at Fulham Football Club. I hope to achieve many thingsh with thish great club. Coming into the ground the fansh were outshide the shtadium in their masses and they looked like a decent bunch of people. I can't wait to meet the team, but I do have a few playersh in mind that I will be bringing in. As alwaysh shome playersh will be let go of but the playersh that come in will be more than able to fill in the gapsh left by certain playersh. This club enjoyed a great sheason last year and this sheason I hope we can go better than ever and bring a trophy to Craven Cottage."

[/Marco Van Basten had this to say at the press-conference when he was appointed "I am really happy to be taking over at Fulham Football Club. I hope to achieve many thingsh with thish great club. Coming into the ground the fansh were outshide the shtadium in their masses and they looked like a decent bunch of people. I can't wait to meet the team, but I do have a few playersh in mind that I will be bringing in. As alwaysh shome playersh will be let go of but the playersh that come in will be more than able to fill in the gapsh left by certain playersh. This club enjoyed a great sheason last year and this sheason I hope we can go better than ever and bring a trophy to Craven Cottageuote]

Doesnt sound a bit like Van Basten..it is obviously Steve McClaren