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Im Having A Rant..."Beards"

Started by Mince n Tatties, March 01, 2015, 07:41:15 PM

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Mince n Tatties

Every Tom Dick and Harry and even Sally seems to have a beard now.
Every second bloke in the street, footballers, singers and at the Oscars the other night
all trying to outdo one another(wonder if one jumped in front of a train they would all copy).
Get the razors out lads, they make some of you look 20 years older than you are.
There thats my rant...Im now off for a shave... :yay:

Martinsback

Quote from: Mince n Tatties on March 01, 2015, 07:41:15 PM
Every Tom Dick and Harry and even Sally seems to have a beard now.
Every second bloke in the street, footballers, singers and at the Oscars the other night
all trying to outdo one another(wonder if one jumped in front of a train they would all copy).
Get the razors out lads, they make some of you look 20 years older than you are.
There thats my rant...Im now off for a shave... :yay:

I have a beard...I think real men have them..that is a fact...

Mince n Tatties

Quote from: Martinsback on March 01, 2015, 07:43:21 PM
Quote from: Mince n Tatties on March 01, 2015, 07:41:15 PM
Every Tom Dick and Harry and even Sally seems to have a beard now.
Every second bloke in the street, footballers, singers and at the Oscars the other night
all trying to outdo one another(wonder if one jumped in front of a train they would all copy).
Get the razors out lads, they make some of you look 20 years older than you are.
There thats my rant...Im now off for a shave... :yay:

I have a beard...I think real men have them..that is a fact...

I was waiting to see who the first one was who would say that.
Martin you win first prize.
A years supply from Gillette...


Andy S

I have a beard as well Why? Because I can. I've had a beard for 35 years I like having a beard and I like people with beards. If you don't want one it is because you don't so let me do my thing and I'll let you do yours. Just one more point I never cut myself shaving!

Southdowns White

They've all just realised how many women like to stroke a mans beard, I've had mine for years and ladies have always  touched it. It is a bit annoying now though because so many other clowns are getting in on the act.

dannyboi-ffc

You must really hate the man/woman who won the euro vision. 
I don't have a beard so I'm with you Mince!  I'm getting out the nivea as we speak to make my face as smooth as a babies bum

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Mince n Tatties

Never trust a man with a beard.
He obviously got something to hide...... :005:

King_Crud

I've had a beard or massive chops since I could grow them. I want to go back to the chops but my girlfriend loves my beard too much. Who am I to complain?

Mince n Tatties

Quote from: King_Crud on March 01, 2015, 08:30:02 PM
I've had a beard or massive chops since I could grow them. I want to go back to the chops but my girlfriend loves my beard too much. Who am I to complain?

Is that Lamb or Pork Chops... :clap_hands:


cmg


On yesterday's evidence, I would say that facial growth is best avoided if you are as young and pale as Will Hughes...Unless you are auditioning for the lead in "Father Christmas: The Early Years."

bog

I've had mine since 1973 and have no thought of ever removing. My wife has never seem me without it...which is probably just as well....

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Mince n Tatties

Quote from: cmg on March 01, 2015, 08:58:00 PM

On yesterday's evidence, I would say that facial growth is best avoided if you are as young and pale as Will Hughes...Unless you are auditioning for the lead in "Father Christmas: The Early Years."

Yes they OK on older men (had myself once) its all these young lads.
My next door neighbours  boy 19 got a hideous thing on his face, I said to him for a laugh does he have a mirror in the house...Makes him look 40, fashion the in thing.
It will be flares next you wait and see..


grandad

I had one for years until it started to look like a badgers ar$e. Stillo have the tash though. Reminds me what my last meal was.
Where there's a will there's a wife

Burt

I maintain a close beard and have a stubble shaver to keep it short. I used to shave but developed an allergy to all foams etc. so that's my excuse for not being hair-free!

Lighthouse

I have had a beard since New Years Day 1979. It has changed colour and length and fashion. I have to be honest and say I really don't care what other people do with their chins as long as they are comfortable. People who choose to talk about others looks are welcome to wallow in trivia.

I shall hide behind my beard in hairy bliss.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

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Jonaldiniho 88

I have a beard and I'm not too old. Why would I waste time shaving everyday when I could be on here talking about it.

Vinnieffc

Beards are a sign of loose hygiene. I got my wife to shave hers off. Enuff said.

Holders

It's a fashion thing. They were prevalent in Victorian times; yet if you look at all the footage from WW1, most/many of the blokes had little tashes. They went out of fashion during WW2 for obvious reasons and since then beards have only been really popular during the hippy years.

I like beards and it's good to see them coming back. I grew one when I was in my 20s, got a decent job and wanted to look older, then shaved it off when it started going grey. In my experience, females tend to prefer clean-shaven (on blokes' chins, that is).
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snarks

I had a beard - but there was a problem with it.

How in the name of all that's holy, does someone with dark brown hair, grow a special one beard. As a result it was removed, never to see the light of day again.

Although from the amount of stubble that appears to be grey when I don't shave for a couple of days, I'm not sure a grey beard is the way to go either, hence I will keep the sideburns, but my beard growing days are gone.

nose

the common place beard worn by the fashion followers looks a stupid as any of these fashion fads usually does

i am neither for or against, beards but they suit some and not others. if it looks stupid then shave it off, and most do look stupid with no shape or character.