Would anyone else like to make up some rumours or throw some random names about?

[Jimpav]

Seems that every journalist and news editor is on the case but none seem any closer to the truth.

Please feel free to post any (Non malicous or libelous) rumours onto this thread then we will have them all in one place.

Ps. I heard that Jimmy Hill was in the frame for the job?

[LBNo11]

...George Graham - FACT - nailed on cert, 10-1 ON!! I live in Tolworth and my neighbours budgerigar escaped the other day, flew over Motspur Park, landed on the window sill of Alistair MacIntosh's office and saw him with his own beady eye - honest, straight from the birds beak - and he has never been wrong before, he even told me about Mullery been sold to spurs before Beddy Jezzard was told...

[Serotonin]

Tony Adams has told the Azerbaijani press that Fulham want him for the job...

[Hazey]

I thought that bloke the movie was about on BBC2 the other night could be OK.

I train for Aussie Rules down at Motspur Park and actually saw a Voodee preistess entering the FFC training grounds, so maybe a resurrection is taking place?

[HatterDon]

Angelina Jolie comes to mind -- happens quite often actually, regardless of context.

[mccscratch]

Several sources reporting that Jimmy Bullard who is so desperate to avoid playing in the Championship has now been offered a lifeline as Player/Manager @ Fulham....

[Huge]

Pee Wee Herman has submitted his CV to MAF.

[Lighthouse]

JUST IN

Sports Mail Reporter 16.00  

Picture - Arsenal FC Teapot


The Mail understands that Fulham FC have approached Arsene Wenger the Arsenal Manager.  Sources close to the Arsenal Manager said ' I know Arsene is fed up at the time it has taken for Arsenal to sort out the transfer of Schwartzer, SEE PICTURE, that he has decided to go to Fulham as their new manager.

Arsenal have denied the story only saying. 'It is not our policy to engage in idle tittle tattle invented by the press'. But a source close to Arsenal suggest a funny movie and a night out with friends. Said ' It's on.' Wenger is Fulhams manager.

Fulhams Danny Murphy said from Lisbon where his club are on a pre season tour said. ' We got lost and Ray Lewington can't read a map to save his life'

Lewington denied he couldn't read a map. 'Look I have told the lads to ignore the speculation that surrounds us being in Lisbon and crack on'  Simon Davies has worked in Lisbon before and said it was good to be back. ' I was a nanny here for three days, hiding from the Authorities after a bank job went wrong.' Davies later denied any such statement.

Meanwhile Arenel Wnger will take his first training session and meet the team in Brisbane. '

Tim from Basingstoke writes - Cor Wenger eh who would have thougfht it a real coup for the club. Quick Mums coming and she doesn' ........

[tingtawng]

lets face it they will print any old twaddle to sell newspapers ,theyre all a bunch of B***shi**ers

[epsomraver]

Collins John, he said that if he reversed his name it would reverse his fortunes

[timmyg]

Nigel Tufnel and David St. Hubbins are in line to co-manage Fulham FC. The duo have pledged to Fulham fans that Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight and that MAF best (Listen to The) Flower People if he wants his club to return to Europe.

[tingtawng]

Fulham Manager Odds


Mo 1-0
Martin Jol 2.0
Dave Jones 3.0
Sven Goran Eriksson 4.0
Bob Bradley 7.0
Gianfranco Zola 10.0
Stuart Baxter 12.0
Mark Hughes 15.0
Ottmar Hitzfeld 15.0
Slaven Bilic 17.0
Alan Curbishley 21.0
Ray Lewington 34.0
Gareth Southgate 34.0
Carlos Queiroz 41.0
Glenn Hoddle 41.0

[FatFreddysCat]

Gazza popped into see me earlier, he brought some bread, some chicken, a nightgown, a can of beer and a couple of fishing rods, he swears blind that Jimmy five Bellies is our new manager.

[FatFreddysCat]

Oh and Chris Evans is going to buy out Mo, and appoint Danny Baker as chairman.