NFR: Mammoth Skeletons Merged

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

So no body replied

Did we ever learn why you wanted one?  Or shouldn't I ask?

You may ask, amongst other reasons, my job involves doing a lot of driving around at night until dusk. I am a first response on certain situations that occur during the night, which involves an element of risk, and I work alone.
Part of the reason, and it's only one reason. I shall sit the Skeleton in the front passenger seat, with a seat belt, to accompany me around on my duties, to deter Intruders, and Trespassers etc.
But there will be other duties the Skeleton may have to carry out. But he will definitely come in handy for various missions.
I shall have to think of a name for him. 

Sounds a very iffy job to me.

So, would you respond to calls from Stegosaurus Samaritans Hotline in West Bay that a Frustrated Female Skeletal Stegosaurus is wandering around the Chilterns shouting in agony "I need a good boning now and I don't even care if it's a Mammoth"

[Woolly Mammoth]

So no body replied

Did we ever learn why you wanted one?  Or shouldn't I ask?

You may ask, amongst other reasons, my job involves doing a lot of driving around at night until dusk. I am a first response on certain situations that occur during the night, which involves an element of risk, and I work alone.
Part of the reason, and it's only one reason. I shall sit the Skeleton in the front passenger seat, with a seat belt, to accompany me around on my duties, to deter Intruders, and Trespassers etc.
But there will be other duties the Skeleton may have to carry out. But he will definitely come in handy for various missions.
I shall have to think of a name for him. 

Sounds a very iffy job to me.

So, would you respond to calls from Stegosaurus Samaritans Hotline in West Bay that a Frustrated Female Skeletal Stegosaurus is wandering around the Chilterns shouting in agony "I need a good boning now and I don't even care if it's a Mammoth"

I would respond with immediate effect.

[Woolly Mammoth]

I have decided to call him Slim.

[Nick Bateman]

Good name!  :005:

[Forever Fulham]

Can you wait until Big Sam dies?

[Woolly Mammoth]

Good name!  :005:

Yes he is on a strict diet. It's one of Burts Lettuce Leaf regimes. 

[cookieg]

I have decided to call him Slim.

What about Maarten Skeletonberg?? He should of save you from any problems?

[ron]

I have decided to call him Slim.

What about Maarten Skeletonberg?? He should of save you from any problems?

.....or Richard Sternum.....?

[cookieg]

Toe-knee Gale?

[Logicalman]

How about:

Larry Foote 
Loyd Arms   
B.W. Cheeks
Jon Hand
Steve Baack
Jeff Toews 
Warren Bone

[Burt]

Leonard McCoy?

(Some of our younger viewers may not get this)

[Forever Fulham]

Ellie Phant

[Barrett487]

Part of the reason, and it's only one reason. I shall sit the Skeleton in the front passenger seat, with a seat belt, to accompany me around on my duties, to deter Intruders, and Trespassers etc.
But there will be other duties the Skeleton may have to carry out. But he will definitely come in handy for various missions.


Skeleton staff? A sign of lean times methinks.....

Don't push him around or you'll be 'Wooly Bully'..... i bet you remember that gem

[Woolly Mammoth]

Yes believe it or not I do, I cannot remember who sang it, I can remember the tune, it was around 1963 I reckon. Woolly Bully.

[Barrett487]

Yes believe it or not I do, I cannot remember who sang it, I can remember the tune, it was around 1963 I reckon. Woolly Bully.

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs

[Woolly Mammoth]

Yes believe it or not I do, I cannot remember who sang it, I can remember the tune, it was around 1963 I reckon. Woolly Bully.

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs

Yes your right well done, that's them, blimey I would never have remembered, I wonder what happened to them.