Rooms at the Cottage named after players

[Sheepskin Junior]

We already have McBride's lounge, and Cohen's restaurant; but if there was to be a new function room or lounge/bar, which, out of the current crop of players, would you name it after?


This can be for any reason, if you like the name, the player, if it's a great pun, or a comment on the player.

I'd have the James Husband function room for wedding receptions...

[HatterDon]

The Jari Litmanen Room -- It would for supporters who never show up for work but get paid anyhow.

[Rhys Lightning 63]

The BETtinelli could house all the bookies
The JAZZ room (self explanatory)
L.V.C's - already has the ring of a trendy nightclub

[Alexis]

Matt Smith for the Physio's room.

[cmg]

We should have a bar that, for long periods, has run out of beer. Then, from time to time, it will have loads of booze with a large number of exotic European brands. When customers start to enjoy this treat the barman will abuse them, chuck them out and tell them to go someplace else.

Welcome to the Bobby Zamora Lounge.

[Chutney]

Hutchinson's, a bar where all the seats are benches.

[Dr Know]

Hutchinsons   a bar where you can have a good rabbit with fellow supporters

[Wimbledon_White]

The Kit Symons Kit Room.

[MJG]

The LVC Room

Its well decorated and looks good, but no one is quite sure what to use it for.

[HV71]

The Ream room ..... Where all the paper is stored

[Burt]

The Kuqi room. Where the pies are consumed.

[MJG]

The Berbatov Room

Just chill...

[MJG]

The Ryan Fredericks Room...Only open for very short time periods as its always under repair

[snarks]

There should be some place to go to warm up before a match.... the Burn room?

[bog]

What about the Felix Magath toilet block?  :clap_hands: :yay:

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[H4usuallysitting]

The Stekelenburg Lounge......only problem is it will always be closed

[MJG]

The Stekelenburg Lounge......only problem is it will always be closed

I'd heard it had been relocated

[Dr Know]

Felix magath lounge   for cheese and a good ol wine

[Forever Fulham]

The Revolving Door, a private room for the manager and coaching staff.

Baird Essentials, merchandise sales room.

Fredericks Triage and Dispensary

Michael Jackson Nursery and Day Care.

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

The Jimmy Hill Room (until a statue is built)

The Clive Walker Bar - An open bar with flash lighting
The Steve Finnan Bar - Everywhere in the world has in Irish Bar