Marky Boy Clattenburg

[Funky Fulham Dave]

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Of course we are all aware of the stock pub quiz question about what a referee take's onto the field before a game; whistle, ball, watch etc.

But what item does Mark "look at me" Clattenburg regularly secrete upon himself while officiating, that it appears no other referee does?

Is it:

His favourite crusties.
His pet pooch.
His modesty.
None of the above.

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[Barrett487]

Ridiculous thread.

[Funky Fulham Dave]

Ridiculous thread.

Yea you might be right, but it's no more ridiculous then some of the nonsense that regularly appears.

Anyway here's a clue.

Clattenburg belongs to an exclusive club that includes Brucie Forthsyth and Brillo Head Andrew Neil.

[Funky Fulham Dave]

Ridiculous thread.

Yea you might be right, but it's no more ridiculous then some of the nonsense that regularly appears.

Anyway here's a clue.

Clattenburg belongs to an exclusive club that includes Brucie Forthsyth and Brillo Head Andrew Neil.

He wears a Syrup

Well I'm glad to see someone other then myself is taking male pattern baldness seriously!

Yep, he wears a Crown Topper, a syrup of figs, a thatch, a rug.

I've always wondered at what stage do you start wearing the old weave?
Do you suddenly turn up with a full head of hair, having the previous day had none.

[OdecaMynoT]

A leopard skin thong.

[bog]

The Iceland squad

[Twig]

:drums:

Of course we are all aware of the stock pub quiz question about what a referee take's onto the field before a game; whistle, ball, watch etc.

But what item does Mark "look at me" Clattenburg regularly secrete upon himself while officiating, that it appears no other referee does?

Is it:

His favourite crusties.
His pet pooch.
His modesty.
None of the above.

049:gif

There should not be an apostrophe in take's (sic).

[Woolly Mammoth]

Pipe and Slippers