I took a bird home from the pub last night,

[FatFreddysCat]

but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

[watfordwhite]

but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

Your a bad man Fred :045: :045: :045: :beer:

[Fletchino]

  :045:

[SuffolkWhite]

 :011:

[TheDaddy]

Thanks Fredster just what i needed first thing this morning  :011: :54:

[Tom]

but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   

[Nick the Swede]

In the words (and voice) of Stewie Griffin:

You are naughty, naughty you are! Naughty I say - and I like it!  :011:

[JBH]

but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   

Tom my man, if you take a bird home and fall asleep on the sofa, then at least you will still have someone there in the morning to cook your breakfast and wash the dishes 

[Tom]

but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   

Tom my man, if you take a bird home and fall asleep on the sofa, then at least you will still have someone there in the morning to cook your breakfast and wash the dishes 

That's a valid point. But I would be taking a bird home for a different reason.  :dft012:

[epsomraver]

but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy

[CorkedHat]

but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy

Yiou seriously have to wonder at Tom on occasions - I think he is having a lend of us as we say over here  :020:

[FatFreddysCat]

but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy

Yes sorry Tom i should have mentioned it was a joke, dont think er indoors would be up for a three way to be  honest 

[epsomraver]

Tom will take that as an invite to pop over Fred!

[Lighthouse]

I find this all in very bad taste.

No not the drugs, Drink or anything like that. But Fred went to the Pub while I waited for my Spam and Beans because he promised the signing would come last night.

With my coffee this morning I have had a ferrero rochet choc. Still waiting for the signing

[CorkedHat]

but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy

Yes sorry Tom i should have mentioned it was a joke, dont think er indoors would be up for a three way to be  honest 

Now Tom will be asking you what "er indoors" means followed by what does "three way" imply?

[FatFreddysCat]

I find this all in very bad taste.

No not the drugs, Drink or anything like that. But Fred went to the Pub while I waited for my Spam and Beans because he promised the signing would come last night.

With my coffee this morning I have had a ferrero rochet choc. Still waiting for the signing

Sorry LH the tealeaves assured me the deal would be done in half an hour :dft007: . Spam fritters? haven't had them in years. Ferrero rochet are highly overrated

[Lighthouse]

Agree about the Choc. It wasn't given to me but I took it anyway. One of those things you do on the spare of the moment and then wonder why you did it. Nutty bits keep making me cough.

[FatFreddysCat]

Agree about the Choc. It wasn't given to me but I took it anyway. One of those things you do on the spare of the moment and then wonder why you did it. Nutty bits keep making me cough.

I was hoping my nutty bits might make that bird cough before i fell asleep 

[finnster01]

Agree about the Choc. It wasn't given to me but I took it anyway. One of those things you do on the spare of the moment and then wonder why you did it. Nutty bits keep making me cough.

I was hoping my nutty bits might make that bird cough before i fell asleep 

You know a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush  :dft012:

[Tom]

but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy

Yiou seriously have to wonder at Tom on occasions - I think he is having a lend of us as we say over here  :020:

You guys just don't get American humor. I was joking around.