Items for club shops...

[Andy Crysell]

Partial as I am to stuff like furry dice in club colours, it seems to me that clubs up and down the land are missing a trick.

Instead of just peddling all that generic tat, why not sell stuff branded in club colours that's in tune with their fans' lifestyles?

Off the top of my head, I'm thinking Liverpool FC tyre levers, Millwall FC muzzles (child and adult sizes).

[aFFCn_Fan]

Toilet paper branded with the Dark side badge...am not sure Chelscum fans have the hygiene or intelligence to wipe their own a*ses but it's all the badge is good for

[epsomraver]

Toilet paper branded with the Dark side badge...am not sure Chelscum fans have the hygiene or intelligence to wipe their own a*ses but it's all the badge is good for

When your knuckles drag on the ground there is no need, it soon rubs off! :003:

[FC Silver Fox]

It already exists for a number of clubs

http://www.footballtoiletpaper.com/

At Fulham, we have a little more class. When Tigana was manager, Fulham FC red wine, that came from Tigana's vineyard, was sold at Harrods .

[Andy Crysell]

'Sir Alex's Man Utd Prawn Cocktail Dressing' (a bit like the Paul Newman range, but the profits won't be going to charity).

[aFFCn_Fan]

Just arrived in the White Hart Lane retail store - the 'Arry Redknapp piggy bank. Realisitic features including a slow wink of his one dodgy eye every time you deposit money into it....by the way you'll never see the money again.