When does religion become bad taste.

[Lighthouse]

I am a fan of God. I have no problem with God and He has no problem with me. I believe in the Holy Ghost. I am used to players crossing themselves before, during and after the game. But kneeling down in the centre circle I think is a knee too far. When can we see an altar brought out? Why no smoking handbags and funny pointy hats?

When does religion become bad taste? When God starts feeling awkward and squirms in his seat.

[The Equalizer]

We'll probably see someone with an incense burner walking around the pitch and a druid sacrificing a virgin maiden on the halfway line.

[Lighthouse]

We'll probably see someone with an incense burner walking around the pitch and a druid sacrificing a virgin maiden on the halfway line.

So you never went to Gigg Lane Bury then?

[AlFayedsChequebook]

To be fair to 'chicarito' Johnny P does that stance where he points to the heavens.

[Andy Crysell]

I think it's great that coming to the Cottage puts the fear of God into him.

By the way, shouldn't this be on one of Fred's sausage threads - considering that the player in question is called Chorizo.

[LordNelson]

Probably when heads begin to get chopped off.  Stoning would be a close second, followed by genital mutilation.

[HatterDon]

Probably when heads begin to get chopped off.  Stoning would be a close second, followed by genital mutilation.

Ah, those Plantagenets -- the little scamps.

More to the point, when is it okay to put nicknames on your shirts? I thought that was outlawed. First names -- Jonas, Maxi -- perhaps, but what if our guys had shirts that read "Deuce" or "Alien" or "Hughes?"