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Offline Mince n Tatties

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2017, 01:38:37 PM »


Everything that one would expect from such a pretentious establishment that is YOUNG’S.

Here’s one of their tight arse testimonies:

“Just to say what a wonderful evening myself and my WI friends had.....staff wonderful.....Thank you”.

I reckon the lad got a result. After all, who wants to drink alongside all those affected curtain twitchers.

Get yourself down to your local JD Wetherspoon for a good old drop of Lager.

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Wetherspoons the blight of the industry.
They all look like glorified restaurants than pubs and responsible for the closure of good locals,3 in my area
they've shut,wouldn't give them a penny,I'd stop drinking if they were the only ones left.
As for Lager,go get some real ale down you and not that garbage.

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2017, 01:39:37 PM »
How many Carshalton types on here?

All overpriced beer in the area.

Forget the Woodman - the woman owner is an absolute scumbag

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2017, 01:42:19 PM »
Personally I think it's correct that people in their work attire should not be allowed into that splendid establishment,
what what what !

Assuming the manager, owners and staff on duty are all working, they should get their kit off and serve naked.

Also, your son should go round the back of the pub and 'make his own work' and then walk in saying "There's a blue
sports car outside with a broken windshield, anyone need it repaired"

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Offline Woolly Mammoth

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2017, 02:03:22 PM »
I just love Youngs Best Bitter. 👍🍺⚽️😀
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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2017, 02:38:53 PM »
Youngs bitter was a great favourite of mine and I used the Greyhound on many occasions in the past along with many other traditional Youngs pubs.

Sadly since they started ripping out the original "traditional" features of many of their pubs only to install fake "traditional" features things have not been as good.

And since they sold up the ram brewery and stopped brewing their own beer its got worse!

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2017, 02:57:39 PM »
Youngs bitter was a great favourite of mine and I used the Greyhound on many occasions in the past along with many other traditional Youngs pubs.

Sadly since they started ripping out the original "traditional" features of many of their pubs only to install fake "traditional" features things have not been as good.

And since they sold up the ram brewery and stopped brewing their own beer its got worse!

Unfortunately you are indeed correct. 🍺🍺
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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2017, 03:18:11 PM »


Everything that one would expect from such a pretentious establishment that is YOUNG’S.

Here’s one of their tight arse testimonies:

“Just to say what a wonderful evening myself and my WI friends had.....staff wonderful.....Thank you”.

I reckon the lad got a result. After all, who wants to drink alongside all those affected curtain twitchers.

Get yourself down to your local JD Wetherspoon for a good old drop of Lager.

 049:gif

Wetherspoons the blight of the industry.
They all look like glorified restaurants than pubs and responsible for the closure of good locals,3 in my area
they've shut,wouldn't give them a penny,I'd stop drinking if they were the only ones left.
As for Lager,go get some real ale down you and not that garbage.


Oh the irony.

On one hand a pretentious real ale boozer not wanting a member of the hoi-polloi in their establishment as opposed to a boozer who caters for the blue collar type.

Anyway I’m told JD Wetherspoon have a selection of cask and real ales. Scandalous!

But be it glugging lovely lager or quaffing real ale it all tastes the same after three pints.

Offline Mince n Tatties

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2017, 04:29:49 PM »
Where I come from Lager is drunk in the snug by old ladies...lol
Wetherspoons wouldn't know how to keep a real ale or serve it that comes down to a proper landlord not some jumped up 20 something manager of Wetherspoons in his naff suit and winkle pickers.
They're a joke..
As for not knowing the taste difference after 3 pints,I assure you I'd know if I was drinking horse piss(sorry meant lager)..lol
« Last Edit: April 20, 2017, 04:37:13 PM by Mince n Tatties »

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2017, 04:42:20 PM »


Everything that one would expect from such a pretentious establishment that is YOUNG’S.

Here’s one of their tight arse testimonies:

“Just to say what a wonderful evening myself and my WI friends had.....staff wonderful.....Thank you”.

I reckon the lad got a result. After all, who wants to drink alongside all those affected curtain twitchers.

Get yourself down to your local JD Wetherspoon for a good old drop of Lager.

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Youngs isnt youngs anymre,its now brewed by charles wells brewery and they use different water,i havr always preferred Fullers myself which is brewed locally in chiswick.


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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2017, 04:44:13 PM »
Where I come from Lager is drunk in the snug by old ladies...lol
Wetherspoons wouldn't know how to keep a real ale or serve it that comes down to a proper landlord not some jumped up 20 something manager of Wetherspoons in his naff suit and winkle pickers.
They're a joke..
As for not knowing the taste difference after 3 pints,I assure you I'd know if I was drinking horse piss(sorry meant lager)..lol

Quick give me the address, I love old ladies, especially ones that drink in an intimate surroundings of a snug.

But I know lots who love all that real ale and cask ale nonsense and go all dewy-eyed at the thought of downing one of those flowery tasting beers.

But the beer always reminds me of the tang you get from drinking from a glass that has a residue of washing-up liquid that’s not been fully washed away.

So it’s a big no from me, but pass on my best wishes to those lovely, lager drinking, snuggly ladies.

Chin, chin.



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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2017, 04:46:51 PM »


Everything that one would expect from such a pretentious establishment that is YOUNG’S.

Here’s one of their tight arse testimonies:

“Just to say what a wonderful evening myself and my WI friends had.....staff wonderful.....Thank you”.

I reckon the lad got a result. After all, who wants to drink alongside all those affected curtain twitchers.

Get yourself down to your local JD Wetherspoon for a good old drop of Lager.

 049:gif
Youngs isnt youngs anymre,its now brewed by charles wells brewery and they use different water,i havr always preferred Fullers myself which is brewed locally in chiswick.

Always found the best ales to be that of Kent brewery
Shepherd Name.
They've had some corkers over the years.

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2017, 04:48:23 PM »
Where I come from Lager is drunk in the snug by old ladies...lol
Wetherspoons wouldn't know how to keep a real ale or serve it that comes down to a proper landlord not some jumped up 20 something manager of Wetherspoons in his naff suit and winkle pickers.
They're a joke..
As for not knowing the taste difference after 3 pints,I assure you I'd know if I was drinking horse piss(sorry meant lager)..lol

Quick give me the address, I love old ladies, especially ones that drink in an intimate surroundings of a snug.

But I know lots who love all that real ale and cask ale nonsense and go all dewy-eyed at the thought of downing one of those flowery tasting beers.

But the beer always reminds me of the tang you get from drinking from a glass that has a residue of washing-up liquid that’s not been fully washed away.

So it’s a big no from me, but pass on my best wishes to those lovely, lager drinking, snuggly ladies.

Chin, chin.




I have done already,Mavis and Celia send their regards.


Offline Woolly Mammoth

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2017, 04:59:58 PM »
Where I come from Lager is drunk in the snug by old ladies...lol
Wetherspoons wouldn't know how to keep a real ale or serve it that comes down to a proper landlord not some jumped up 20 something manager of Wetherspoons in his naff suit and winkle pickers.
They're a joke..
As for not knowing the taste difference after 3 pints,I assure you I'd know if I was drinking horse piss(sorry meant lager)..lol

Quick give me the address, I love old ladies, especially ones that drink in an intimate surroundings of a snug.

But I know lots who love all that real ale and cask ale nonsense and go all dewy-eyed at the thought of downing one of those flowery tasting beers.

But the beer always reminds me of the tang you get from drinking from a glass that has a residue of washing-up liquid that’s not been fully washed away.

So it’s a big no from me, but pass on my best wishes to those lovely, lager drinking, snuggly ladies.

Chin, chin.




I have done already,Mavis and Celia send their regards.

That Mavis is a real goer, she can drink a Flagon of Adnams Ale from a Peuter Tankard without using her hands, whilst balancing two Bowels of custard in the air. At the same time singing Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2017, 05:02:46 PM by Woolly Mammoth »
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Offline Funky Fulham Dave

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2017, 05:08:52 PM »
Where I come from Lager is drunk in the snug by old ladies...lol
Wetherspoons wouldn't know how to keep a real ale or serve it that comes down to a proper landlord not some jumped up 20 something manager of Wetherspoons in his naff suit and winkle pickers.
They're a joke..
As for not knowing the taste difference after 3 pints,I assure you I'd know if I was drinking horse piss(sorry meant lager)..lol

Quick give me the address, I love old ladies, especially ones that drink in an intimate surroundings of a snug.

But I know lots who love all that real ale and cask ale nonsense and go all dewy-eyed at the thought of downing one of those flowery tasting beers.

But the beer always reminds me of the tang you get from drinking from a glass that has a residue of washing-up liquid that’s not been fully washed away.

So it’s a big no from me, but pass on my best wishes to those lovely, lager drinking, snuggly ladies.

Chin, chin.




I have done already,Mavis and Celia send their regards.

If you’ve already “done” Mavis I’ll best take my chances with Celia.

Offline Mince n Tatties

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Re: NFR Have you heard the latest
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2017, 05:10:56 PM »
Eve of destruction, that's a blast from the past Woolly.