NFR Joke

[Peabody]

A man, a dog and a sheep were shipwrecked on a desert island. After a about 3 months, the man starts to be, how can I put it? he became a bit frustrated and started to look at sheep in a moonstruck way, after a while he decided to make his way towards the sheep but the dog started to growl and become a bit hostile and so, he backed off.

About a month later, the man had become even more frustrated but out of the sea, appeared the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, she too had been shipwrecked and was the only survivor.

After a while,  she had recovered from her ordeal, she said to the man, 'is there anything I can do for you?'. To which the man replied 'actually, there is, would you mind taking the dog for a walk?

[Andy S]

you must realise by now that beastiality is as old as man sadly

[MaidenheadMick]

Must have been Welsh