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I think it ridilulous that goals win or lose games

Started by rogerpbackinMidEastUS, August 20, 2017, 04:05:51 PM

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rogerpbackinMidEastUS

I think that at the end of games.....

3 points are awarded for each goal.
- 3 points  for each goal against
1 point for each corner
-1 point for not getting past the first defender on corners.
1 point for hitting the woodwork
1 point for a great save (crowd to decide by volume and applause)
- 1 point for each booking
- 1,2 or 3 points for each sending off depending upon severity and the referees ineptitude.
- 3 points for each missed penalty
- half-a-point for each foul throw.
1 point for each excellent individual mincing, dribbling or nut-megging.
1 point each time left footed players use their right foot and visa versa.

At the end of each game the points are tallied.
Now here's the interesting part:
Each supporter is given a piece of white card and a felt pen on which they write "Who should have won"
and on the referees whistle hold the cards up.
These cards are counted and then proportioned base on the amount of home and away supporters and
the distance the away supporters have travelled.
Another card they are given has the word YES which they would hold up (or not) when asked the question
"Did the referee know what he was doing"

A simple solution which means that a team winning 1-0 could actually lose 37-9.
It should also be back-dated a year in which case we beat Reading in the semi-final.
In the unlikely event of a tie, a panel of Robbie Savage, looking into 2 mirrors would cast the final vote.
Best out of 3

There are also some down-sides like missing the last train home as the scoring could well take
a couple of hours, but I think everyone would agree that it would be fulfilling as the appropriate team won.

The boring delay could be made very exciting by watching spectacular cabaret like The Chuckle Brothers,
Lieutenant Pigeon (with their new pianist and drummer) Tony Orlando, The Butlin's Redcoats Stars and the
Massed Pipes and Drums of Wormwood Scrubs Inmates.
Just think, a 2 hour visit to a match could be extended by a further 3 hours, and all for the same price.
What great value !!

How refreshing to hear Millwall fans singing on the way home.

"We won but we lost.
We don't give a toss.
The better team won.
But should have lost"

with smiles on their faces


VERY DAFT AND A LOT DAFTER THAN I SEEM, SOMETIMES