Why not try Sharp

[The Swan]

Sheffield United has a free scoring striker called Sharp. He has scored two goals already this season.
Sharp by nature and sharp at scoring.
I don't know how old he is or if he is for sale but I am sure that he would fit into our team

[@jolslover]

Watched him at Reading in the champ couple of years ago and didn't rate him at all.
Am sure Kamara and Fonte are better and not sure why people have ruled them out after a couple of games.
Put them in Sheffield Uniteds team in league 1 and they would no doubt bag more.
Sharp bad at Leeds as well

[David Allen Crankshaw]

Billy Sharp is thirty-one years of age.

[The Swan]

Much too old for us.