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Aston Villa Caption Competition

Started by Friendsoffulham, February 17, 2018, 10:09:40 PM

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Southcoastffc

JT: Take it off - I'm going to wear a winner's shirt!
The world is made up of electrons, protons, neurons, possibly muons and, definitely, morons.

Twig


Jem

What do you mean you want my girlfriends number?
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
― Groucho Marx


keithh

Your tackle is wide open John; prepare to receive a fc knee.

Jims Dentist


Mince n Tatties

"I wish they wouldn't play The Last Waltz by Engelbert Humperdinck during the match,as it always sets me off"


SuffolkWhite

Cairny "you do know I'm not someone's wife don't you"
Guy goes into the doctor's.
"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside
"How's that?"
"Don't you start"

Nero

SO I took waynes girlfriend like this span her around and it just slipped in, 

bobbo

Tom - get my girlfriends slippers off
1975 just leaving home full of hope