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[Southcoastffc]

Jok: When I was twelve my father taught me how to be a man. He took me to the bathroom, picked up a razor and ate it

[David I]

Joka: "promise I wont laugh when our six goal goes in"

[SuffolkWhite]

"Hmmmmmm so you asked for a centre parting and your barber said no"

[keithh]

I stroke my chin to stop me laughing at people as it makes me look serious. What do you do to stop people seriously laughing at you?

[Sgt Fulham]

"But I tipped you for relegation last season..."

[Woolly Mammoth]

Jok. "your standing on a box, and I am standing in a hole, and I am still having to look down on you".

[filham]

I will say all the usual nice welcoming things about you in my programme notes but then reality will kick in at 12-30pm

[Barrett487]

You say you want a job once you get sacked, but I have to consider whether you would be an improvement on Hilda

[Jem]

I am sorry Mr Holloway but I do not understand what you are talking about. Can you speak English like me?

[Jem]

Call that a beard? This is a beard!

[love4ffc]

I am sorry Mr Holloway but I do not understand what you are talking about. Can you speak English like me?

064.gif good one mate

[Nero]

So Carragher got suspended by Sky for spitting on someone, what did you do to end up with this job when you left them?

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

"Now let me remember think, are you not a Prison of womens people for bad things"
My wife she lives in Espagna, could you arrange perhaps for me a visit to see some
bad women people. I give you the wink,wink, nudge,nudge thing from the Monty
Sanke thing sketch, I see on Dave"
"it'll cost you 2 or 3 points"
"It's St Patricks Day this I can arrange after game in Mcbride bar"

[gezkc]

"You say QPR are going to beat us?
Jimmy Hill!"

[somerset cockernee]

Sorry, can you repeat that?....You are bringing how many supporters?????