NFR: To lightem the moment

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

"Dad, why is my sister called Teresa" ?
"Well son, you're Mother loves Easter and called her that because Teresa is an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks Dad"
"You're welcome Alan"

[CincyFulham1]

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[grandad]

Red Indian Chief conversation with son.

Son. Father , how did I get my name?

Father. When you were born I took you out of our teepee & named you from the first thing you saw such as Passing Cloud, Running Water , White Horse for example.

Son. Ah, that is why I am called Two Dogs F*****g

[toshes mate]

Rather uncannily 'eleven plus two' equals 'twelve plus one'.....

[Holders]

Rather uncannily 'eleven plus two' equals 'twelve plus one'.....

Ah, but do you know why eleven and twelve are called that rather than oneteen and twoteen?

[Fernhurst]

And why isn't one hundred and eleven pronounced as "a hundred and onetee one"?

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Rather uncannily 'eleven plus two' equals 'twelve plus one'.....

How can you add one to twenty and make nineteen  ?

[Woolly Mammoth]

I took one of my sons George up to the pub for a drink last night, and the barman asked me why I named him George. I replied " I named him after St George's Day", and the barman said " I named my son David after St Davids day ".
and the bloke standing next to me waiting to be served said, " that's a coincidence, I did the same for my son Pancake "

[bobbo]

Luv it woolly 😂😂