Fulham are the Xmas club. We send joy...

[Vinnieffc]

To opposition attackers who know with a little pressure our so called defence will crack
To opposition midfielders who know that a hard sneeze or forceful fart will blow us away. Failing that Seri will give them the ball anyway
To opposition defenders who know they offer lyrics have to double mark Mitford and for the rest it's a day off.

Merry Xmas Premiership

[Vinnieffc]

Bloody spellchecker.  Mitford? You know what I  mean..