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Picuyune Monday Superdish

Started by Lighthouse, February 08, 2010, 07:04:00 PM

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Lighthouse

Craven Cottage Super Dish Premier World Series with Full Ham Cottagers and Burnley Bores winners of the North Championship Play Off Final. Bobbee Zamemoreof kicks off for the whites. We will be right back after the break.

Danny Murphy with a 1 and down. MUrphy receives the ball, looks for a runner. Burnley Bores turn him over. FALL DOWN. We will be back after these messages.

We return with Full Ham Cottagers being turned over. Slow motion shows the BENCH of Full Ham. Okakaka having treatment on his left Buttock. The Buttock technician making sure all is well. We will return after this pint of Whiskey.

The Offensive players, you know who they are have been replaced by the Defensive players from Full Ham. Burnley take a punt down the field, thats safe for Hangelhand. NO HE FUMBLES AND GETS SACKED BY BURNLEY BORES. We will be back after this pointless break.

Welcome back and a hopeful chuck of the ball towards Full Hams Goal. Goal Minder Swart fumbles recovers, ball hits his head,hand then ankle and a great saving dive. Half time entertainment.

Hey Hey we're the Monkees, we keep Monkee type  behavior going .

Great half time entertainment. Well Zac what do Full Ham have to do. Zac? Zac seems to have dropped off for the moment.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

Lighthouse

Second period or half or third quarter. Bobbee Zamora has a shot off target. We will be back after some Drug taking.

Burnley with a shot of Whiskey manage to make five yards. So 3 and Goal. Burnley hopeful pass that is heading for Full Hams Etuhuhu. Fumble TOUCHDOWN. Burnley now call on a player whose entire career is based on kicking the ball. So he does and then goes off.We will return after this back ache.

Full Ham now begin to make yardage. But they fail to make 3 and down the other end. Thats 3 players. They now bring on a player whose entire career is based on kicking the ball over the bar. Bobbee Zamora returns to do just that and limps off shouting abuse. We will be back when the drugs begin to wear off.

We are in injury time and Full Ham have one chance to score from this corner. No you're are right. We might as well bugger off now. Intercepted Corner, Burnley go to the other end of the field and TOUCHUP. Burnley Bores have turned Full Ham OVER.

So as the Final Time Out goes and the players spend 3 hours taking off the armour they wear the final score is Full Ham retired hurt, Burnley Bores still locked in the armour.

HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKEES KEEP ACTING LIKE MONKEES OH YEAH
We leave you with a slow motion replay of the Cravenettes Cheer leaders from yesteryear.

THIS SHOT SPONSORED BY VICKS SINEX
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

bigalffc

Instead of seeing the rug being pulled from under us we can learn to dance on a shifting carpet - Thomas Crum


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