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I've just discovered i'm a first teamer now.

Started by FatFreddysCat, February 14, 2010, 02:57:13 PM

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FatFreddysCat

  8). would one of you mere squad players kindly clean my boots please. On the down side i've discovered i've spent 1day 22hrs and 57 minutes on this forum since it started, what a saddo, still the gardening season should start again in 2/3 weeks.

SuffolkWhite

Every manager makes one duff appointment Fred !!!!! lol
Guy goes into the doctor's.
"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside
"How's that?"
"Don't you start"

FatFreddysCat

Quote from: SuffolkWhite on February 14, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
Every manager makes one duff appointment Fred !!!!! lol
A meagre reserve SW ;), i want to be able to see my own refletion in them boots.


SuffolkWhite

No point in having clean boots Fred if you can't see them when you put them on!!!!!!! lol
Guy goes into the doctor's.
"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside
"How's that?"
"Don't you start"

FatFreddysCat

Quote from: SuffolkWhite on February 14, 2010, 04:04:36 PM
No point in having clean boots Fred if you can't see them when you put them on!!!!!!! lol
haha, i ment the recflection of the underside of my belly. I'll be a young Gazelle by  June SW. Have you got bright orange polish ::)

SuffolkWhite

Just Dubbin but ain't rubbing yer belly with it! Even if you are a Gazelle lol.
Guy goes into the doctor's.
"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside
"How's that?"
"Don't you start"


Tonywa

Well don't start trying to 'shush' the rest of us when you score ;-)

OldBrownShoe

And Fat Fred didn't have to wait long to open his Fulham account when he pounced on a defensive error to run clear through on goal and fire a shot through Schmeichel's legs and into the back of the net...
Keep it up Fred. Good game Subbuteo! ;D
Johny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
l

Motown

Quote from: FatFreddysCat on February 14, 2010, 02:57:13 PM
  8). would one of you mere squad players kindly clean my boots please. On the down side i've discovered i've spent 1day 22hrs and 57 minutes on this forum since it started, what a saddo, still the gardening season should start again in 2/3 weeks.
The thought of you doing my garden is akin to having Pol Pot offering me a free haircut... 8)


Tktd

It's interesting how the higher up the hierachy is the less of a life you in theory lead!... :S

Could almost be deemed glorifying failure!? ...:s