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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: MickTheBeard on May 31, 2026, 11:06:23 PM

Title: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: MickTheBeard on May 31, 2026, 11:06:23 PM
With the manager undersided,the board undersided,transfer policy undersided,ceo on the fence and non commit all,youth loaned out not producing,owners in america it makes you want to buy a season ticket their will be so much fun next season can't wait.

AI take:
"With an undecided manager, an invisible board, a nonexistent transfer policy, an uncommitted CEO, and American owners across the Atlantic, it truly makes you want to buy a season ticket. The sheer amount of fun next season will be unbearable—I simply cannot wait."
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: gang on June 01, 2026, 12:14:02 AM
What does undersided mean?
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: Eton White on June 01, 2026, 08:46:19 AM
Quote from: gang on June 01, 2026, 12:14:02 AMWhat does undersided mean?

Maybe he means we could all do with a bit of a boost.

Cadbury's Boost - "slightly rippled with a flat underside".
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: RaySmith on June 01, 2026, 09:04:58 AM
I think we maybe have better owners than Spurs, who will make the necessary investment in the squad for next season, and we are a more stable club; and IF Marco leaves the Khans will appoint a man who will continue his good work.

Hopefully we will not face relegation  next season, but if we do, it won't  be such a concern  and story in the media, because no-one will be bothered if Fulham go down, whereas it was seen as such a big thing that the mighty Spurs should be in such a situation.
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: Jock White on June 01, 2026, 09:47:11 AM
No because we're not a bunch of entitled prats who think we're a "Big Six" club...
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: Logicalman on June 01, 2026, 09:56:22 AM
Quote from: gang on June 01, 2026, 12:14:02 AMWhat does undersided mean?

Well, I'm undecided exactly what!  ::tongue::

Remember, some people spell phonetically ( and that has nothing to do with what phone they are using!).
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: acji on June 01, 2026, 10:22:22 AM
Quote from: gang on June 01, 2026, 12:14:02 AMWhat does undersided mean?
Not quite top?
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: SimonDaviesEnjoyer on June 01, 2026, 11:54:24 AM
Quote from: MickTheBeard on May 31, 2026, 11:06:23 PMWith the manager undersided,the board undersided,transfer policy undersided,ceo on the fence and non commit all,youth loaned out not producing,owners in america it makes you want to buy a season ticket their will be so much fun next season can't wait.

Is this account MickTheBeard like a forum in-joke that I don't get?
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: Mullers OG on June 01, 2026, 12:00:54 PM
Undersided. A minute each side and served with pepper sauce and a weak midfield.
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: AnotherOldgit on June 01, 2026, 01:26:00 PM
To answer the question - No, we won't stay up!
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: The Old Count on June 01, 2026, 01:51:13 PM
Quote from: AnotherOldgit on June 01, 2026, 01:26:00 PMTo answer the question - No, we won't stay up!
Are we doomed?
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: perry geyton on June 01, 2026, 03:08:17 PM
 ::beer::
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: cmg on June 01, 2026, 04:09:50 PM
Quote from: SimonDaviesEnjoyer on June 01, 2026, 11:54:24 AM
Quote from: MickTheBeard on May 31, 2026, 11:06:23 PMWith the manager undersided,the board undersided,transfer policy undersided,ceo on the fence and non commit all,youth loaned out not producing,owners in america it makes you want to buy a season ticket their will be so much fun next season can't wait.

Is this account MickTheBeard like a forum in-joke that I don't get?

Consistantly hilarious.

Undersided = when VAR can't can't make up their minds if it's offside or not.
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: Fulham 442 on June 01, 2026, 04:33:51 PM
Quote from: AnotherOldgit on June 01, 2026, 01:26:00 PMTo answer the question - No, we won't stay up!
Nothing like a positive outlook!  Our season has only just finished.  Yes it was a disappointment not to get into Europe but personally I think we would have struggled, especially with the squad as it is.  We will find out what Silva is going to do pretty soon.  Him leaving is looking less likely now talks have broken down with Benfica over his salary and we can crack on with our much needed recruitment...
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: gerrys on June 02, 2026, 02:29:08 PM
Quote from: gang on June 01, 2026, 12:14:02 AMWhat does undersided mean?
The opposite of oversided......bit like overtaking and undertaking I suppose.....didn't understand the rest of it either...
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: LittleErn on June 02, 2026, 05:54:11 PM
To answer the question - No. We'll still be Fulham.
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: Woolly Mammoth on June 02, 2026, 10:43:57 PM
Quote from: The Old Count on June 01, 2026, 01:51:13 PM
Quote from: AnotherOldgit on June 01, 2026, 01:26:00 PMTo answer the question - No, we won't stay up!
Are we doomed?

We are Doomed to be Doomed.
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: Lester Burnham on June 03, 2026, 03:48:16 AM
Quote from: MickTheBeard on May 31, 2026, 11:06:23 PMWith the manager undersided,the board undersided,transfer policy undersided,ceo on the fence and non commit all,youth loaned out not producing,owners in america it makes you want to buy a season ticket their will be so much fun next season can't wait.
Surely, at least, we deserve a capital 'F'.
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: akf on June 03, 2026, 08:41:36 AM
Quote from: Jock White on June 01, 2026, 09:47:11 AMNo because we're not a bunch of entitled prats who think we're a "Big Six" club...
We are a 'big eleven' club, and don't let anyone tell you different
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: Snibbo on June 03, 2026, 09:34:07 AM
"the new Tottenham next season" - as in Tottenham 26/27?
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: Rupert on June 03, 2026, 11:24:28 AM
I think he means will we be on the front and back pages of the newspapers week in and week out with endless speculation about everything from who the next centre forward we are going to sign is down to who the newly appointed tea lady is.

No, we will not be that team.
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: Nick Bateman on June 03, 2026, 03:07:25 PM
Fulham get similar refereeing as Tottenham but we do at least get the odd penalty.
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: LittleErn on June 04, 2026, 05:04:51 PM
If we're the new Tottnham than I won't be happy, but it will be better than being the new Wet Spam.
Title: Re: Will fulham be the new Tottenham next season
Post by: acji on June 04, 2026, 05:10:57 PM
Quote from: LittleErn on June 04, 2026, 05:04:51 PMIf we're the new Tottnham than I won't be happy, but it will be better than being the new Wet Spam.
You mean we will have a team worth 600 Million pounds? Bring it on!  ::scarf::