https://x.com/jackellyffc/status/2073042510159491573?s=20
All very nice, but have we got enough players though ?
And will Hilda be in charge from the dugout?
Quote from: Twig on July 03, 2026, 05:14:47 PMAnd will Hilda be in charge from the dugout?
She's always in charge of the tea(m).
I'd better get warmed up
Quote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 09:22:46 AMI'd better get warmed up
You're needed as manager/head coach old son, time to hang up your boots and don a suit and tie.
Quote from: iansthailand on July 04, 2026, 12:20:43 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 09:22:46 AMI'd better get warmed up
You're needed as manager/head coach old son, time to hang up your boots and don a suit and tie.
I've just been to Argos and purchased a clipboard...my only tie holds my trousers up...but I'm ready
Quote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 02:00:21 PMQuote from: iansthailand on July 04, 2026, 12:20:43 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 09:22:46 AMI'd better get warmed up
You're needed as manager/head coach old son, time to hang up your boots and don a suit and tie.
I've just been to Argos and purchased a clipboard...my only tie holds my trousers up...but I'm ready
Sir you still need a pencil and a rubber, whoops I mean eraser.
Quote from: iansthailand on July 04, 2026, 12:20:43 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 09:22:46 AMI'd better get warmed up
You're needed as manager/head coach old son, time to hang up your boots and don a suit and tie.
Maybe we should have a whipround and get H4 a nice 'House of Parker' cardigan.
Quote from: The Old Count on July 04, 2026, 03:05:58 PMQuote from: iansthailand on July 04, 2026, 12:20:43 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 09:22:46 AMI'd better get warmed up
You're needed as manager/head coach old son, time to hang up your boots and don a suit and tie.
Maybe we should have a whipround and get H4 a nice 'House of Parker' cardigan.
Yes cut to a fine margin.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on July 03, 2026, 05:10:12 PMAll very nice, but have we got enough players though ?
And toilet cleaners?
Quote from: alfie on July 04, 2026, 02:36:57 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 02:00:21 PMQuote from: iansthailand on July 04, 2026, 12:20:43 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 09:22:46 AMI'd better get warmed up
You're needed as manager/head coach old son, time to hang up your boots and don a suit and tie.
I've just been to Argos and purchased a clipboard...my only tie holds my trousers up...but I'm ready
Sir you still need a pencil and a rubber, whoops I mean eraser.
I thought that an eraser was a high tech shaving device.
All the Toilet Cleaners have resigned and gone to work in a Skunk cleaning shop where it is more hygienic and has a higher life expectancy.
I've just practiced some jargon for pre & post match interviews.... I think I can now successfully add antidisestablishmentarianism into every sentence...
Has anyone told Stuttgart yet as Fulham is not currently on their schedule.
Quote from: alfie on July 04, 2026, 02:36:57 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 02:00:21 PMQuote from: iansthailand on July 04, 2026, 12:20:43 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 09:22:46 AMI'd better get warmed up
You're needed as manager/head coach old son, time to hang up your boots and don a suit and tie.
I've just been to Argos and purchased a clipboard...my only tie holds my trousers up...but I'm ready
Sir you still need a pencil and a rubber, whoops I mean eraser.
In Canada, means the same thing🤔 condom
Quote from: keithh on July 05, 2026, 09:59:16 AMHas anyone told Stuttgart yet as Fulham is not currently on their schedule.
Can't even find it on ours?
Noticed this on the ticket sales for this friendly:
'Riverside Hospitality
With The Riverside open exclusively for hospitality guests, it will be the only way to experience the matchday from Fulham's newest stand.
Those looking to experience award-winning hospitality can purchase directly via our website: Fulham FC Hospitality.
Fulham FC Season Ticket Holders can also take advantage of an exclusive discounted price, starting from £69 + VAT. To secure your place, please contact our hospitality team at
[email protected] or call +44 208 336 7555.'
https://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2026/july/11/fulham-to-host-stuttgart-at-craven-cottage/
Quote from: SP on July 11, 2026, 10:20:12 AMNoticed this on the ticket sales for this friendly:
'Riverside Hospitality
With The Riverside open exclusively for hospitality guests, it will be the only way to experience the matchday from Fulham's newest stand.
Those looking to experience award-winning hospitality can purchase directly via our website: Fulham FC Hospitality.
Fulham FC Season Ticket Holders can also take advantage of an exclusive discounted price, starting from £69 + VAT. To secure your place, please contact our hospitality team at [email protected] or call +44 208 336 7555.'
https://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2026/july/11/fulham-to-host-stuttgart-at-craven-cottage/
A very odd decision from the club, however is this a compromise to keep the riverside walk open on that particular match day ?
Has anyone told Stuttgart yet as Fulham is not currently on their schedule.
Quote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 02:00:21 PMQuote from: iansthailand on July 04, 2026, 12:20:43 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 09:22:46 AMI'd better get warmed up
You're needed as manager/head coach old son, time to hang up your boots and don a suit and tie.
I've just been to Argos and purchased a clipboard...my only tie holds my trousers up...but I'm ready
That's a bloody long tie!
Quote from: gang on July 05, 2026, 01:10:55 PMQuote from: alfie on July 04, 2026, 02:36:57 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 02:00:21 PMQuote from: iansthailand on July 04, 2026, 12:20:43 PMQuote from: H4usuallysitting on July 04, 2026, 09:22:46 AMI'd better get warmed up
You're needed as manager/head coach old son, time to hang up your boots and don a suit and tie.
I've just been to Argos and purchased a clipboard...my only tie holds my trousers up...but I'm ready
Sir you still need a pencil and a rubber, whoops I mean eraser.
In Canada, means the same thing🤔 condom
Like washing your feet with your socks on!
Quote from: TheOnionBag on July 11, 2026, 10:31:46 AMQuote from: SP on July 11, 2026, 10:20:12 AMNoticed this on the ticket sales for this friendly:
'Riverside Hospitality
With The Riverside open exclusively for hospitality guests, it will be the only way to experience the matchday from Fulham's newest stand.
Those looking to experience award-winning hospitality can purchase directly via our website: Fulham FC Hospitality.
Fulham FC Season Ticket Holders can also take advantage of an exclusive discounted price, starting from £69 + VAT. To secure your place, please contact our hospitality team at [email protected] or call +44 208 336 7555.'
https://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2026/july/11/fulham-to-host-stuttgart-at-craven-cottage/
A very odd decision from the club, however is this a compromise to keep the riverside walk open on that particular match day ?
??? Hospitality is available at all games, Key question is why does it say that but the actual minimum price on offer is over £100 and that is logged in as an ST holder.
Do we have any other pre season games lined up?
I would hope that hospitality will be that kind of price range for the football league cup too.
We have a BCD friendly against Norwich I believe this week.