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Title: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: FulhamKC on July 05, 2026, 10:45:45 PM
We should make an offer for him
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: FFC007 on July 05, 2026, 10:55:40 PM
Norway are a very dangerous side... they could win this whole thing if they keep this up.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Fulham 442 on July 05, 2026, 10:55:51 PM
Quote from: FulhamKC on July 05, 2026, 10:45:45 PMWe should make an offer for him
:slap:
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Fulham 1879 on July 05, 2026, 10:56:58 PM
It's Haaland 2 Brazil 0. Without him it would take Norway a month of Sundays to score a goal.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Nero on July 05, 2026, 11:05:07 PM
Quote from: FulhamKC on July 05, 2026, 10:45:45 PMWe should make an offer for him

How much do you think England can offer
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: FulhamKC on July 05, 2026, 11:19:33 PM
Quote from: Nero on July 05, 2026, 11:05:07 PM
Quote from: FulhamKC on July 05, 2026, 10:45:45 PMWe should make an offer for him

How much do you think England can offer

We're going to have Trump make a call on behalf of the US
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Steeeeeeeeeed on July 05, 2026, 11:21:59 PM
He's the greatest out and out striker I have ever seen.

He really could carry Norway to win the World Cup.

He could have declared for England of course, (Kane would have been the back up).
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: bog on July 05, 2026, 11:24:29 PM
As well as Haaland their keeper was brilliant.  ::thumb::
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: SerbianLad on July 05, 2026, 11:37:39 PM
Quote from: bog on July 05, 2026, 11:24:29 PMAs well as Haaland their keeper was brilliant.  ::thumb::
Kept them in it for sure. Ever since Neymar came in Norway was the better team. Before that, Norway controlled the game in terms of possession, but Brazil had more and better chances. Brilliant work from their keeper. Then Neymar came in and they lost the structure, imo,allowing Norway two take over. Two top class goals from Haaland.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: General on July 05, 2026, 11:44:30 PM
Was he ever technically eligible for England? Didn't he grow up here/was he born  in England (I don't know) when his dad played for Man City?
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: General on July 05, 2026, 11:45:33 PM

Still only 25 too, 26 later this month. Technically his peak years are still to come
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Steeeeeeeeeed on July 05, 2026, 11:50:48 PM
Haaland Bangs the Drums , and a nice bit of A-ha after...

https://youtu.be/vBn7QA332sk?is=OYYY8VgV8GdrSWqS
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Thailand Mick on July 06, 2026, 09:16:55 AM
If I was Tuchel I would man mark Haaland with Dan Burn, he is the only one who can match him in the air.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: demeant0r on July 06, 2026, 09:37:53 AM
The good thing about facing Haaland/Norway is that these England players play Haaland at least twice every year so should know how to deal with him.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: bencher on July 06, 2026, 10:06:34 AM
Quote from: demeant0r on July 06, 2026, 09:37:53 AMThe good thing about facing Haaland/Norway is that these England players play Haaland at least twice every year so should know how to deal with him.
If Stones starts with Guehi and O'Reilly we'll have 3 Man City teammates in defence, which could help. Obviously, knowing what he's going to do is not the same as stopping it.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: YankeeJim on July 06, 2026, 03:34:40 PM
The only thing greater than his talent is his ego, He makes Zlatan Ibrahimović look meek.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: alfie on July 06, 2026, 03:47:08 PM
Quote from: demeant0r on July 06, 2026, 09:37:53 AMThe good thing about facing Haaland/Norway is that these England players play Haaland at least twice every year so should know how to deal with him.
Gabriel plays him twice a year and he was dumped on the floor, and he is recognised as one of the best defenders in the league. the only way you have a chance is stopping the ball getting to him in the first place.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: WindyCity on July 06, 2026, 04:03:33 PM
When Brazil introduced Neymar, I knew Norway would win this game.  Neymar just isn't the player he used to be.  Slow, sluggish, easily taken off the ball.  Handicaps the club when he's brought on methinks, just my opinion....
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Fulham Tup North on July 06, 2026, 05:59:57 PM
Quote from: General on July 05, 2026, 11:44:30 PMWas he ever technically eligible for England? Didn't he grow up here/was he born  in England (I don't know) when his dad played for Man City?
He was born in England... I thought when his Dad played for dirty Leeds?
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Buffalo76 on July 06, 2026, 06:05:06 PM
Quote from: Steeeeeeeeeed on July 05, 2026, 11:21:59 PMHe's the greatest out and out striker I have ever seen.

He really could carry Norway to win the World Cup.

He could have declared for England of course, (Kane would have been the back up)..


It would be some story if Norway did manage to go all the way. A country with a population of just over 5m and with not much of a history in the tournament. It's good to see someone different making a name instead of the Brazil's and Germany's etc.

Having said all that I hope we can finally end the 60 year wait and add another star to go above the 3 Lions badge. Haalands young enough 2 play in a few more WC's.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Volz on July 07, 2026, 12:53:24 PM
One comment about Haaland from the Norwegian coach after the Brazil game really stuck with me. He said "Haaland is unique in the way that he does not care about being involved just for the sake of being involved. For instance, more or less all attackers seek to be involved in the game. If the ball is not coming forward for a while, most all will start getting involved by coming closer to their own team mates and own goal, as if to say "look. i am here, involve me!". Haaland does not care about that. He knows his strengths and where to utilize them and has no urge to be involved just for the sake of it".
Which immediately led me to think of the hundreds of times that i have been incredibly annoyed at how Fulham often lack any attacking alternatives and good plays when on a counter attack for instance.
I feel that Marco's insistency on everyone working their socks off and needing to be involved everywhere at all times may have limited the team and individual expression enormously, although i am sure that we also benefitted from collective defensive work because of it.
Still, I am nothing but excited for getting in anyone with hopefully slightly less focus on everyone working as if the team was some elite clockwork of a german machinery, and hope to see players like ESR, Kevin, Bobb, Muniz perhaps benefiting from not being limited to precise actions that needs to be executed in any given situation and position.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Nick Bateman on July 07, 2026, 02:28:23 PM
England should task Marc Guehi with the job of marking Haaland. Fonsa lost every battle with similarly physical Raul Jiminez so there is no way he can cope with the giant Norwegian.
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Jim© on July 07, 2026, 03:09:55 PM
Quote from: Nick Bateman on July 07, 2026, 02:28:23 PMlost every battle with similarly physical Raul Jiminez

Literally two peas in a pod, Haaland and Raul!!!!!
Never do I forget that Nick Bateman knows his footie.
 
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: DadCreature on July 07, 2026, 04:06:40 PM
He is a beast.  How much do you think we will need to pay him when he transfers to the Cottage?
Title: Re: Haaland is an absolute beast
Post by: Coastwalker on July 07, 2026, 04:16:49 PM
He seems to have this extra sense where he knows exactly where a crossed ball is going to be,same as rebounds and goalies saving shots he seems to sense where the ball will land.