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Title: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Steeeeeeeeeed on September 13, 2026, 04:57:26 PM
Backside didn't he ?

Blimey, the old Father Ted, Bishop Brennan move, with an added feign of injury to the stomach from Bruno to seal the deal.

Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Moussa Dembele the 3rd on September 13, 2026, 04:59:24 PM
Bruno is such knob. I would hate to have to root for that guy.
Title: Re: Manchester Carby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Grassy Noel on September 13, 2026, 05:01:32 PM
Quote from: Steeeeeeeeeed on September 13, 2026, 04:57:26 PMBackside didn't he ?

Blimey, the old Father Ted, Bishop Brennan move.

Bruno very very lucky there

Nah. Bruno is the maestro of football criminality. Did you see how he acted out the terrible pain? He nailed Foden AND he knows his referees inside out. He is the Napoleon of fakery.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: SP on September 13, 2026, 05:11:33 PM
From the BBC:

Get Involved
Utd fan here but that's never a red! Why didn't VAR overturn? Yellow all day long for Foden and Fernandes.

Thomas, Brighton
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Grassy Noel on September 13, 2026, 05:21:04 PM
Foden took the bait when he should have taken the punishment and played up the agony. Perhaps that is why he is no longer in Tuchel's plans.

Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Steeeeeeeeeed on September 13, 2026, 05:25:47 PM
Ahh, good they finally showed the side angles at half time. I thought I imagined it for a bit there

They kept showing the more innocent looking angles earlier, the side ones show what a whack it was from Bruno.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Grassy Noel on September 13, 2026, 05:30:26 PM
Quote from: Steeeeeeeeeed on September 13, 2026, 05:25:47 PMAhh, good they finally showed the side angles at half time.

They kept showing the more innocent looking angles earlier, the side ones show what a whack it was from Bruno.

And how many whacks do you have to take before the ref stops the one-sided fight?
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Rupert on September 13, 2026, 05:35:09 PM
Quote from: Grassy Noel on September 13, 2026, 05:30:26 PM
Quote from: Steeeeeeeeeed on September 13, 2026, 05:25:47 PMAhh, good they finally showed the side angles at half time.

They kept showing the more innocent looking angles earlier, the side ones show what a whack it was from Bruno.

And how many whacks do you have to take before the ref stops the one-sided fight?

Just one. You have to go down and make the ref ask VAR what he missed. Retaliation means that, at best, you both get the same card. At worst you go and he does not, as happened here.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: SerbianLad on September 13, 2026, 05:37:02 PM
There's not a club I dislike more than Manchester United. I had a period where I wanted them to do well when Vidic was there, as I was a huge fan of Vidic, but before and after that, I really disliked them.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Grassy Noel on September 13, 2026, 05:41:34 PM
It is probably good that it happened from a Fulham point of view. The next ref will be more wary of Bruno's antics.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: alfie on September 13, 2026, 06:21:50 PM
Quote from: Grassy Noel on September 13, 2026, 05:41:34 PMIt is probably good that it happened from a Fulham point of view. The next ref will be more wary of Bruno's antics.
You think so ?
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: rusty shackleford on September 13, 2026, 06:26:30 PM
So were utd bad then or what? Have we a chance next week?
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: SerbianLad on September 13, 2026, 06:29:59 PM
Quote from: Grassy Noel on September 13, 2026, 05:41:34 PMIt is probably good that it happened from a Fulham point of view. The next ref will be more wary of Bruno's antics.
He's always doing things that are in gray area(and sometimes even beyond that) and almost never gets punished. Why would this time be any different? If referees aren't wary of his antics by now, they never will be.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Grassy Noel on September 13, 2026, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: alfie on September 13, 2026, 06:21:50 PM
Quote from: Grassy Noel on September 13, 2026, 05:41:34 PMIt is probably good that it happened from a Fulham point of view. The next ref will be more wary of Bruno's antics.
You think so ?


Well I hope so!
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: bobbo on September 13, 2026, 06:40:12 PM
It was a simple solutions without who's to blame : Fernandez started it foden responded they definitely both should have gone . Plus Fernandez should get a longer ban .
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: bobbo on September 13, 2026, 06:41:26 PM
Quote from: rusty shackleford on September 13, 2026, 06:26:30 PMSo were utd bad then or what? Have we a chance next week?
yes utd were mediocre and of course we have a chance next week .
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: v on September 13, 2026, 06:48:21 PM
Shame Bruno Fernandez can't be punished retrospectively for kicking Foden up the jacksy - and miss next Sunday's game...
Or maybe he can ?
Please say yes ! 🙏
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: MisfitKid on September 13, 2026, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: alfie on September 13, 2026, 06:21:50 PM
Quote from: Grassy Noel on September 13, 2026, 05:41:34 PMIt is probably good that it happened from a Fulham point of view. The next ref will be more wary of Bruno's antics.
You think so ?


Nope...
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: The Cravenette on September 13, 2026, 11:07:30 PM
Quote from: v on September 13, 2026, 06:48:21 PMShame Bruno Fernandez can't be punished retrospectively for kicking Foden up the jacksy - and miss next Sunday's game...
Or maybe he can ?
Please say yes ! 🙏
Don't think so as VAR should have spotted it. They saw all the angles we did and decided to ignore Bruno's kick. Even watching it live without replays I saw it so I do find it amazing that VAR did nothing to punish Bruno.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Woolly Mammoth on September 13, 2026, 11:16:25 PM
Quote from: The Cravenette on September 13, 2026, 11:07:30 PM
Quote from: v on September 13, 2026, 06:48:21 PMShame Bruno Fernandez can't be punished retrospectively for kicking Foden up the jacksy - and miss next Sunday's game...
Or maybe he can ?
Please say yes ! 🙏
Don't think so as VAR should have spotted it. They saw all the angles we did and decided to ignore Bruno's kick. Even watching it live without replays I saw it so I do find it amazing that VAR did nothing to punish Bruno.

 You are indeed correct, but unfortunately the establishment are a Corrupt Den of Iniquity.
One law for the Teachers Pets and another law for the peasants.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Andrew on September 14, 2026, 07:59:16 AM
Mr Oliver and var?
What a joke.... Br Uno was an obvious red card, fodden? I'm not sure it was even yellow.

Mr Oliver has an unfounded reputation but he always favours man utd, I hate him as a referee
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: The Old Count on September 14, 2026, 08:21:37 AM
Regarding the City goal.
Fear not. Referees will be anxious to make it up to Man U in their next match against....Oh f**k!
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Thailand Mick on September 14, 2026, 09:59:00 AM
Quote from: The Old Count on September 14, 2026, 08:21:37 AMRegarding the City goal.
Fear not. Referees will be anxious to make it up to Man U in their next match against....Oh f**k!
their next fixture is vs Brighton on Wednesday
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: FFC007 on September 14, 2026, 10:28:06 AM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on September 13, 2026, 11:16:25 PM
Quote from: The Cravenette on September 13, 2026, 11:07:30 PM
Quote from: v on September 13, 2026, 06:48:21 PMShame Bruno Fernandez can't be punished retrospectively for kicking Foden up the jacksy - and miss next Sunday's game...
Or maybe he can ?
Please say yes ! 🙏
Don't think so as VAR should have spotted it. They saw all the angles we did and decided to ignore Bruno's kick. Even watching it live without replays I saw it so I do find it amazing that VAR did nothing to punish Bruno.

 You are indeed correct, but unfortunately the establishment are a Corrupt Den of Iniquity.
One law for the Teachers Pets and another law for the peasants.

We should chuck Fernandes in the hammy end bogs after the game.

The stench in there should fit in with him quite nicely..
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Whitestone on September 14, 2026, 10:53:41 AM
Bruno Fernandes is great player so it's a real shame that he's also the biggest whinging cheat in the Premier League. If I'm wrong and there's someone worse please enlighten me.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: alfie on September 14, 2026, 10:56:27 AM
Quote from: Whitestone on September 14, 2026, 10:53:41 AMBruno Fernandes is great player so it's a real shame that he's also the biggest whinging cheat in the Premier League. If I'm wrong and there's someone worse please enlighten me.
Someone who follows behind him is James at Chelsea.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Moltobueno on September 14, 2026, 11:34:53 AM
Quote from: Whitestone on September 14, 2026, 10:53:41 AMBruno Fernandes is great player so it's a real shame that he's also the biggest whinging cheat in the Premier League. If I'm wrong and there's someone worse please enlighten me.

After the world cup, some Argentinians pop in mind
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Bill2 on September 14, 2026, 12:21:42 PM
A bit off topic but was Haalands goal virtually a repeat of the goal they got against us a few seasons ago and weren't the laws changed after to reflect it. I wonder if it is a traing ground routine.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: The Old Count on September 14, 2026, 07:26:22 PM
Quote from: Thailand Mick on September 14, 2026, 09:59:00 AM
Quote from: The Old Count on September 14, 2026, 08:21:37 AMRegarding the City goal.
Fear not. Referees will be anxious to make it up to Man U in their next match against....Oh f**k!
their next fixture is vs Brighton on Wednesday
Indeed.
Title: Re: Manchester Derby, Bruno whacked him up the
Post by: Grassy Noel on September 14, 2026, 08:57:05 PM
Quote from: alfie on September 14, 2026, 10:56:27 AM
Quote from: Whitestone on September 14, 2026, 10:53:41 AMBruno Fernandes is great player so it's a real shame that he's also the biggest whinging cheat in the Premier League. If I'm wrong and there's someone worse please enlighten me.
Someone who follows behind him is James at Chelsea.

At least Chelsea no longer have Cinderella. What a princess!