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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Peabody on January 15, 2013, 12:54:47 PM

Title: NFR - Joke but it may cause offence to some
Post by: Peabody on January 15, 2013, 12:54:47 PM
 

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a 'drop off' , (The ground is 18-24 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you ...
In front of you is a galloping horse , which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it .
Behind you is a galloping zebra . Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you .
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation ?


* Get off the merry-go-round, you're pissed. *











 







 









Title: Re: NFR - Joke but it may cause offence to some
Post by: epsomraver on January 15, 2013, 01:01:44 PM
Very good Mr P
Title: Re: NFR - Joke but it may cause offence to some
Post by: domprague on January 15, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Why would that cause offence? I thought it was hilarious.
Title: Re: NFR - Joke but it may cause offence to some
Post by: Bassey the warrior on January 15, 2013, 04:04:25 PM
Nice one.
Title: Re: NFR - Joke but it may cause offence to some
Post by: Peabody on January 15, 2013, 06:01:48 PM
Quote from: domprague on January 15, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Why would that cause offence? I thought it was hilarious.


I post a lot of jokes, mostly rubbish, however, one or two have taken offense, or at least said they had. So, rather than discontinue, I have given the offence warning.