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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Peabody on March 11, 2013, 07:25:57 PM

Title: NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall
Post by: Peabody on March 11, 2013, 07:25:57 PM
T Japanese are poorer was looking for a new Chief Sumerai. He had three candidates to see for the job, a Japenese Sumerai, a Chinese Sumerai and a Jewish  Sumerai.

First the Japenese demonstrated his skill by using his Sumerai sword on the fly, which cut it completely in half. Tremendous said the Emporer, can you beat that? He asked the Chinese Sumerai. Easy the second candidate said. He took out a small box and released a fly. Whoosh, whoosh went his sword and there lay the fly, dead and cut into four quarters. Absolutely brilliant said the Emporer and turned to the Jewishh application.

Can you beat that? We will see replied the Jewish Sumarai. With that. He released a fly and with a mighty swoosh from his sword which was so forceful it created a strong breeze but the fly was still buzzing around.

The Emporer said what's this, how is that better? The Jewish candidate replied to kill is easy, but circumcision, now that is something else.
Title: Re: NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall
Post by: ScalleysDad on March 11, 2013, 08:11:01 PM
That will be the Doombar kicking in then?
Title: Re: NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall
Post by: Peabody on March 11, 2013, 08:36:22 PM
Guinness man myself
Title: Re: NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall
Post by: Berserker on March 11, 2013, 08:56:02 PM
It's all the sea air, makes people frisky.  :005:
Title: Re: NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall
Post by: jarv on March 11, 2013, 09:28:56 PM
on holiday in Cornwall? It is march, what are you thinking?? :58:
Title: Re: NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall
Post by: Peabody on March 11, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Hardly any other tourists, plenty of room in the pubs and hardly any saucepan lids....luv very.
Title: Re: NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall
Post by: filham on March 12, 2013, 09:56:47 AM
Just seen the weather forcast,hope you packed snowshoes Peabody.
Title: Re: NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall
Post by: kevin on March 13, 2013, 01:22:09 AM

Do you mean Samurai
Title: Re: NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall
Post by: VicHalomsLovechild on March 13, 2013, 07:02:26 AM
His spelling is normally very good. I'm assuming it's the fact he's wearing gloves to try and stay warm !
Title: Re: NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall
Post by: Holders on March 13, 2013, 08:50:21 AM
I was there on Saturday and it was a lovely warm sunny day - and the pub was packed in the evening.