You are a mad scientist and have decided to make a super player for Fulham Football Club. Problem is funds are limited and you can only use 5 traits from the current squad to complete this player. What 5 traits would you put in this player?
1.Steve Sidwell's work ethic
2.Berbatov's Finishing
3.Mesca Tu Na Banga's Pace
4.Boatang's strength
5.Ruiz's skills.
Riether's lungs
Diarra's body strenght
Frei's quick feet
Berbatov's technique
Ruiz' hair
1. Berbatov's first touch.
2. Taarabt's second touch.
3. Karagounis' last touch.
4. Briggs' age.
5. Richardson's girlfriend.
1. Myself
2. ????
3. Profit
Bobby Moore's composure, George Best's flair, David Beckham's selling potential, Eric Cantona's self belief and my love for Fulham.
1 Frei's pace
2 Brede's temperament
3 Riise's howitzer boot... Well 27 yr old Riise I guess
4 Duff's attacking sense
5 Sidwell's nationality
Very good combinations so far.
Imagine the complete opposite of what we're looking for. A horrible experiment gone frightfully wrong.
1. Ruiz's strength
2. Sidwell's technique
3. Richardson's durability
4. Trotta's hair
5. Karagounis' birth certificate
Kill it with fire, before it breeds!
Quote from: Junichi on August 12, 2013, 08:08:20 PM
Imagine the complete opposite of what we're looking for. A horrible experiment gone frightfully wrong.
1. Ruiz's strength
2. Sidwell's technique
3. Richardson's durability
4. Trotta's hair
5. Karagounis' birth certificate
Kill it with fire, before it breeds!
Awful!
Sendero's positional sense
Rodallega's composure
Taarabt's work ethic
Riise's pace
Brigg's focus
1. Berbatov's Technique
2. Duff's Intelligence
3. Reither's work ethic
4. Sidwell's nationality
5. Frei's pace
Hangeland's consistency
Berbatov's technique
Reither's endurance
Riise's shot power
Kaca's quickness
Riethers attitude
Berbatovs skill
Hangelands commitment
Kacaniklics pace
Boatengs strength
Berbatov's touch
Berbatov's skill
Berbatov's calmness
Berbatov's finishing
Michael Jackson's Berbatov's Voice