So there I am in my Fulham shirt. My mate is looking at it very closely. "Have you bought another shirt?' he asks. "No, why?" I want to know. "Well," says he, "Your other one used to have a logo on the front."
I look down and sure enough the LG logo has disappeared. The crest is still there but even that looks a bit odd. "It must have come off in the wash," I say. Ten minutes of close inspection reveal that I am wearing the bloody shirt inside out. Give me strength 049:gif
Quote from: CorkedHat on January 10, 2014, 08:13:39 AM
So there I am in my Fulham shirt. My mate is looking at it very closely. "Have you bought another shirt?' he asks. "No, why?" I want to know. "Well," says he, "Your other one used to have a logo on the front."
I look down and sure enough the LG logo has disappeared. The crest is still there but even that looks a bit odd. "It must have come off in the wash," I say. Ten minutes of close inspection reveal that I am wearing the bloody shirt inside out. Give me strength 049:gif
I managed to do the same once xD I went completely mad looking for it then 30 mins later my girlfriend said "Uhm.... your wearing it inside out smartass" xD
You heard about me forgetting to put my belt on CH?
Haha good story.... be careful with the LG shirts in the wash though, as they do have a habit of coming off in the wash.
Haha brilliant.
Far worse is putting ones boxers on back to front & needing a pee badly.
Quote from: grandad on January 10, 2014, 08:57:24 AM
Far worse is putting ones boxers on back to front & needing a pee badly.
There must be a market for double sided y-fronts... :dft011:
Oh the relief...its good to hear that others have senior moments!!!
Senior moments? Plenty of those... Tennis on Sunday is getting a strain because by the time we end up finishing a rally we can't remember what the flipping score was.
And I'm only 46!
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Senior moments? Here's a double-barrelled one - must be contagious...
We had to return a xmas prezzie this past saturday we had bought for our granddaughter. The nearest store for this is in a town 50 miles away.
We get up, dressed, etc, into the car and away we go. First I miss the turning onto the State road to where we want to go, and so after 10 minutes of taking a 'shortcut' we finally get on the right road. Not more than 8 miles out of town and we notice we're nearly out of gas, so we turn around, and fill up back in our home town. Duly filled up, we set of again. Almost half-way there and I look to see the back seat is empty, I ask SWMBO where did she put the present we are returning, to see a sheepish smile, she'd left it back home. Turn around again, trek all the way home, and finally, 90 minutes after we originally left home, we are on our way. Guess it's fortunate we have little else to do with our weekends these days !!
Talking of senior moments....
I seem to dream more often and more vividly as I get older.
Last night I dreamed that I lost my wallet with all my credit cards, supermarket loyalty cards, green card, driving license and some cash.
I had to phone everyone and tell them to cancel the credit cards, apply for a new green card etc.
When I woke up, surprise, my wallet was on the table.
Now I've got to wait until I go to sleep tonight and contact everyone to tell them I found my wallet.
Assuming I don't lose my phone.
Not so much a senior moment but a tribute to my appalling atempts at DIY. Some years ago a mate came round to my house and used the bathroom. Afterwards I went to the lounge where aforesaid mate and my Missus were killing themselves laughing. I asked what the big laugh was about and the Missus said "Paulie (my mate) said he didn't realise how much Vinnie loves golf". Why ? I asked.. "Because he says we have 18 holes in the bathroom wall".
Senior moments are dreadful.Hangovers take so much longer to go away these days!
With stories like these, you fellas shouldn't buy any green bananas. 082.gif
I wear a black and white one around my head in the summer
Ha ha Corked man....really great to see you back and posting....initially I thought this post might have been about one of LB's rants about Brian Dear.
To my absolute shame I still have not read your book despite purchasing it some time back...one of my new years pledges.
keep well
coyw
I've put on my wife's underwear backwards ones. Does that count? 064.gif
Quote from: Count Berbatov on January 10, 2014, 08:42:08 PM
I've put on my wife's underwear backwards ones. Does that count? 064.gif
I'm confused now
Oh Corked Hat you've always had the ability to make me laugh out loud.
This is truly great I can show the wife and declare loudly "see....I'm not the only one"
Put me down for a couple of pairs of your revolutionary pants Grandad!