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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Andy S on December 16, 2014, 11:48:30 PM

Title: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: Andy S on December 16, 2014, 11:48:30 PM
Why did Felix get the sack............... To save money on Cat Food.............. Ok I'll get my coat
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: YankeeJim on December 17, 2014, 12:06:45 AM
I thought it was to save money on cheese.
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: Jonaldiniho 88 on December 17, 2014, 02:14:28 AM
What's black white and red all over?
 
White jc's daily post.

  Oh that is bad. I think I will leave without my coat as collecting it would be too embarrassing!
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: sunburywhite on December 17, 2014, 06:29:43 AM
Kiraly
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: Andy S on December 17, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
That is not a joke it is a fact
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: Fernhurst on December 17, 2014, 05:05:50 PM
I once witnessed Tommy Trinder struggling along Stevenage Road carrying a television.
I shouted "Oi Oi Tommy, what you doing" ?
Breathlessly he replied " I just got this for the team"

" Not a bad swap mate"






Believe or not, that was part of his act! 
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: blingo on December 17, 2014, 05:31:57 PM
I sat up in the directors box with MAF. He said, "You staying until the end? " I said " Yes of course" So he threw me the keys and said "Well you can lock up then".
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: JHaynes Paperboy on December 17, 2014, 06:38:47 PM
Police were called to Craven Cottage last night after a report that our "trophy room" had been burgled, they later apprehended two burglars in Fulham Palace Road carrying a "black and white" carpet. :drums:
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: f321ffc on December 17, 2014, 06:43:13 PM
 092.gif  Back in the really bad old days i phoned the club to ask what time was kick off , what time can you get here was the reply. fp.gif
:merry christmas:
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: SuffolkWhite on December 17, 2014, 06:49:06 PM
When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora"

I know it's a song but it's a joke song
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: SuffolkWhite on December 17, 2014, 07:02:49 PM
A FULHAM fan, a QPR fan, and a BRENFORD fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The BRENTFORD fan insists he's the most loyal. "This is for BRENTFORD!" he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the FULHAM fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for FULHAM!" and pushes the QPR fan off the mountain.

:merry christmas:
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: f321ffc on December 17, 2014, 07:27:13 PM
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Quote from: SuffolkWhite on December 17, 2014, 07:02:49 PM
A FULHAM fan, a QPR fan, and a BRENFORD fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The BRENTFORD fan insists he's the most loyal. "This is for BRENTFORD!" he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the FULHAM fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for FULHAM!" and pushes the QPR fan off the mountain.

:merry christmas:
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Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: grandad on December 17, 2014, 07:29:35 PM
We won´t be buying flags of the teams in this division as we won´t be in it next season.
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: OtterFFC on December 17, 2014, 08:17:44 PM
 From the Two Ronnies in the 70s . . "Transfer news . . Today Fulham paid a club record fee of £80,000, for 2 supporters from Liverpool"
Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: f321ffc on December 18, 2014, 03:47:17 PM
A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Craven Cottage. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid.

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Title: Re: Favourite Fulham Joke
Post by: Andy S on December 18, 2014, 04:40:15 PM
Back in the dismal early 80's somebody said to me that Fulham had plans for an all-seater stadium. They were buying a setee!