Enough of all the silly season stuff. Before we get back to bashing Kit & Khan, a joke:
A doctor tells his blonde patient that she needs to lose a little bit of weight for her health. He tells her that his recommendation is that she eats regularly for two days, skips a day and then repeats the procedure for two weeks. He then tells her that she will lose at least five pounds by the time she comes to his office again. The next time he sees her, she's nearly 20 pounds lighter. "That's amazing! Did you follow my instructions?" the doctor asks. "Yes, she said. But I really thought I was going to die," she says. "From hunger?" the doctor asks. "No, from skipping," the blonde replies.
:drums: :doh:
Blonde Essex girl gets hit by a car. She's screaming in agony, blood everywhere. Eventually the ambulance arrives. In trying to calm her down the paramedic asks politely, "listen love, where exactly are you bleeding from ?"
Rather confused she looks at the paramedic and replies "Romford"
Don, I guess it was yank humor.
A policeman pulls a car over because it is over loaded with penguins. The policeman tells the driver, "its illegal to have that many penguins in one car, Take them to a zoo immediately and I won't give you a ticket". The man agrees to do so and is off.
The next day the same policeman sees the same car still overloaded with penguins and pulls it over. He says to the man "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo?" The man answers, "I did. Today we are going to the movies".
Quote from: YankeeJim on September 01, 2015, 08:08:42 PM
Don, I guess it was yank humor.
A policeman pulls a car over because it is over loaded with penguins. The policeman tells the driver, "its illegal to have that many penguins in one car, Take them to a zoo immediately and I won't give you a ticket". The man agrees to do so and is off.
The next day the same policeman sees the same car still overloaded with penguins and pulls it over. He says to the man "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo?" The man answers, "I did. Today we are going to the movies".
Oh JIm
Just trying to get Peabody back to doing his duty.
Where are you kind sir?
Sorry, I laughed... :54:
No need to apologize for laughing. This is the second-funniest active thread on FofF! 049:gif
Quote from: HatterDon on September 01, 2015, 10:53:09 PM
No need to apologize for laughing. This is the second-funniest active thread on FofF! 049:gif
Well then! If that be so then we need a joke from you Mr. HatterDour.
(See, another joke. 064.gif )