From THE WOOLLY MAMMOTH DAILY NEWS....I feel faint.
With a view to a permanent move in the Summer.
I've fainted.
We really are a club with wonderful ambitions..
Think I'll start watching my other love Tooting n Mitcham,who are top of the Isthmian league by the way..Come on You Terrors... 049:gif
He's only 1.72m tall. Not much of a target man and not a replacement for Martin. At least the latter looks as though he will be with us until May.
Where is this reported
http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/fulham/news/fulham-land-ivorian-striker-cyriac_290748.html (http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/fulham/news/fulham-land-ivorian-striker-cyriac_290748.html)
Last Updated: Tuesday, January 31, 2017 at 19:35 UK
Fulham have completed the loan signing of striker Cyriac from Belgian outfit Oostende.
The Ivorian forward has joined the Championship side until the end of the season with a view to making the move permanent in the summer, reports The Mirror.
Fulham required reinforcements up front after allowing Matt Smith to join Queens Park Rangers on transfer deadline day.
Capped four times for Ivory Coast, Cyriac scored 18 times in 52 appearances for Oostende and has previously played for Standard Liege and Anderlecht.
Quote from: nose on January 31, 2017, 07:36:35 PM
Where is this reported
This is Confidential and Restricted information. It has not been made official yet. When it does, you heard it hear first.
He isn't a Martin type player, he is a player that likes to stretch the play and run in behind
I repeat. You heard it hear first from THE WOOLLY MAMMOTH DAILY NEWS.
Quote from: Neil D on January 31, 2017, 07:35:38 PM
He's only 1.72m tall. Not much of a target man and not a replacement for Martin. At least the latter looks as though he will be with us until May.
He is very small for his height.
on the main site now
He is a good signing
it's about time! 049:gif 049:gif 049:gif
Your too late it was reported on the WOOLLY MAMMOTH DAILY NEWS hours ago.
Bring in one more and I'll be a very happy man :yay:
Great news!
He is a signing!
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 07:49:50 PM
Your too late it was reported on the WOOLLY MAMMOTH DAILY NEWS hours ago.
Any more scoops mr mammoth?
He is a very very good signing, and he is very small for his height.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 07:45:20 PM
Quote from: Neil D on January 31, 2017, 07:35:38 PM
He's only 1.72m tall. Not much of a target man and not a replacement for Martin. At least the latter looks as though he will be with us until May.
He is very small for his height.
Is he fast? That was the 1 requirement people wanted right?
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 07:26:13 PM
From THE WOOLLY MAMMOTH DAILY NEWS....I feel faint.
It is on Fulham twitter and official news now:
https://twitter.com/FulhamFC/status/826517042979287041/photo/1 (https://twitter.com/FulhamFC/status/826517042979287041/photo/1)
http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2017/january/31/cyriac-signs (http://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2017/january/31/cyriac-signs)
Quote from: westcliff white on January 31, 2017, 07:41:57 PM
He isn't a Martin type player, he is a player that likes to stretch the play and run in behind
which is exactly what I feel our system needs. Welcome Cyriac, so long Derby player
If this chap is 1.72 he is 2cm shorter then my wife. I'm 15cm taller than my wife but still 4cm shorter than my oldest son who is 2cm shorter than his younger brother. That makes me the third shortest person in the family, but still taller than the newest bloke in Fulham.
Quote from: G_Gribby on January 31, 2017, 07:54:12 PM
If this chap is 1.72 he is 2cm shorter then my wife. I'm 15cm taller than my wife but still 4cm shorter than my oldest son who is 2cm shorter than his younger brother. That makes me the third shortest person in the family, but still taller than the newest bloke in Fulham.
He generally takes a Step Ladder on the field of play when he enters the pitch.
Quote from: G_Gribby on January 31, 2017, 07:54:12 PM
If this chap is 1.72 he is 2cm shorter then my wife. I'm 15cm taller than my wife but still 4cm shorter than my oldest son who is 2cm shorter than his younger brother. That makes me the third shortest person in the family, but still taller than the newest bloke in Fulham.
So if I gain another 4 cm how much taller will I be to Zoro???
Quote from: G_Gribby on January 31, 2017, 07:54:12 PM
If this chap is 1.72 he is 2cm shorter then my wife. I'm 15cm taller than my wife but still 4cm shorter than my oldest son who is 2cm shorter than his younger brother. That makes me the third shortest person in the family, but still taller than the newest bloke in Fulham.
Whoscored.com says he is 173cm and 68kg if you want to do a weight analysis too ;)
If Martin gets injured our 3 forward players would have an average height of 173cm...
We'll need to get even better at walking the ball in the net!
In Carpet Slippers he is smaller than Dolly Parton
Cyriac Signs
Tuesday 31 January 2017 19:45
The Club is delighted to announce the transfer deadline day signing of Gohi Cyriac on loan for the remainder of the season.
The striker arrives from Belgian Pro League outfit KV Oostende, with an option to buy at the end of the deal.
Cyriac began his career in his native Ivory Coast with ASEC Mimosas, where his goal scoring form caught the eye of Belgian champions Standard Liege, who moved to sign him in January 2009.
During his time with the club he was given a first taste of UEFA Champions League football in a 2-0 defeat by Arsenal at the Emirates in November 2009, while he helped them reach the Round of 16 in the 2011/12 Europa League.
After three-and-a-half years in Liege, Cyriac moved to divisional rivals Anderlecht in the summer of 2012, with the club going on to win the title in his first two seasons.
In the summer of 2015, Cyriac moved to Oostende and scored 14 times in 33 appearances in his debut campign.
A full Ivory Coast international, the 26-year-old has netted once in six appearances for his country.
"I am very happy to be at Fulham," he told the official website. "From a young age I have wanted to play in the Premier League, and I believe I can do that with this club.
"I am a striker, I am quick, and my number one target is to score goals. I hope to do that for Fulham so that we can have a good rest of the season."
Quote from: J on January 31, 2017, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 07:45:20 PM
Quote from: Neil D on January 31, 2017, 07:35:38 PM
He's only 1.72m tall. Not much of a target man and not a replacement for Martin. At least the latter looks as though he will be with us until May.
He is very small for his height.
Is he fast? That was the 1 requirement people wanted right?
He runs for his bus every morning
Quote from: Allestree andy on January 31, 2017, 07:59:45 PM
Cyriac Signs
Tuesday 31 January 2017 19:45
The Club is delighted to announce the transfer deadline day signing of Gohi Cyriac on loan for the remainder of the season.
The striker arrives from Belgian Pro League outfit KV Oostende, with an option to buy at the end of the deal.
Cyriac began his career in his native Ivory Coast with ASEC Mimosas, where his goal scoring form caught the eye of Belgian champions Standard Liege, who moved to sign him in January 2009.
During his time with the club he was given a first taste of UEFA Champions League football in a 2-0 defeat by Arsenal at the Emirates in November 2009, while he helped them reach the Round of 16 in the 2011/12 Europa League.
After three-and-a-half years in Liege, Cyriac moved to divisional rivals Anderlecht in the summer of 2012, with the club going on to win the title in his first two seasons.
In the summer of 2015, Cyriac moved to Oostende and scored 14 times in 33 appearances in his debut campign.
A full Ivory Coast international, the 26-year-old has netted once in six appearances for his country.
"I am very happy to be at Fulham," he told the official website. "From a young age I have wanted to play in the Premier League, and I believe I can do that with this club.
"I am a striker, I am quick, and my number one target is to score goals. I hope to do that for Fulham so that we can have a good rest of the season."
Splendid news and welcolme to Fulham FC and all who sail in her.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 07:45:20 PM
Quote from: Neil D on January 31, 2017, 07:35:38 PM
He's only 1.72m tall. Not much of a target man and not a replacement for Martin. At least the latter looks as though he will be with us until May.
He is very small for his height.
As long as his legs reach the floor I'm sure he'll be ok.
About 5' 8" - so not a CF at all - a small pacey '2nd striker.' who's next?!
Who?
5ft 8? Bless him. Probably buoyed by the new skateboard park in Bishops Park...
I would have liked Enrich, but the tail could still waggle with 172 minutes to go.
is he any good?
Good enough
Lol this board sometimes. How many goals have we scored from open play by a header? I doubt it's 5. Now compare that to the amount of times we have pulled the ball back from the by line only to have one of our less mobile strikers to be nowhere to be seen. He is just the type of player our system needs imo. A nippy poacher.
Quote from: Bracken White on January 31, 2017, 08:03:38 PM
About 5' 8" - so not a CF at all - a small pacey '2nd striker.' who's next?!
We was going to get Messi, but at 5 foot 5 you would probably relegate him to the reserves
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:10:37 PM
Lol this board sometimes. How many goals have we scored from open play by a header? I doubt it's 5. Now compare that to the amount of times we have pulled the ball back from the by line only to have one of our less mobile strikers to be nowhere to be seen. He is just the type of player our system needs imo. A nippy poacher.
Yes Indeed, he use to be a Game Keeper, that's where he learnt his trade, from Poachers.
Quote from: nose on January 31, 2017, 08:08:08 PM
is he any good?
Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.
Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.
Honestly, not convinced at all.
My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:15:42 PM
My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.
one would pressume that you are using the more accurate pro evolution soccer football's stats in your posts, as opposed to the commercialised and compromised football manager ones.that murdoch controls all the sheep
Quote from: sipwell on January 31, 2017, 08:15:01 PM
Quote from: nose on January 31, 2017, 08:08:08 PM
is he any good?
Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.
Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.
Honestly, not convinced at all.
1. Does he want to be here
2. Is he un committed like the derby player
3. Can we trust him not to compromise our results so as to help a rival
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:15:42 PM
My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.
Need more transfer info to get me off Trumptime over here. Time to make another trunk call.
Nogood "and reverse the hairy elephant charges too, see" Boyo
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:19:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:15:42 PM
My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.
one would pressume that you are using the more accurate pro evolution soccer football's stats in your posts, as opposed to the commercialised and compromised football manager ones.that murdoch controls all the sheep
I get my information from a couple of reliable Football Agents who play for my Sunday morning football team. They play alongside our Captain Udo Onwere, you may have heard of him.
If there is further news, you will be the first to know, and I miss Matt Smith already.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:22:48 PM
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:19:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:15:42 PM
My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.
one would pressume that you are using the more accurate pro evolution soccer football's stats in your posts, as opposed to the commercialised and compromised football manager ones.that murdoch controls all the sheep
I get my information from a couple of reliable Football Agents who play for my Sunday morning football team. They play alongside our Captain Udo Onwere, you may have heard of him.
Next Question
If that's your answer, then you have failed to grasp the concept of the question. ( deep breathe, control the roid rage ;) ) anyway, what are we going to do with the Matt Smith appreciation club. I can't afford to buy all the members a caravan for their ma
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: sipwell on January 31, 2017, 08:15:01 PM
Quote from: nose on January 31, 2017, 08:08:08 PM
is he any good?
Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.
Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.
Honestly, not convinced at all.
1. Does he want to be here
2. Is he un committed like the derby player
3. Can we trust him not to compromise our results so as to help a rival
Please do not leap off Putney Bridge yet, there could be further exciting news.
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:26:44 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:22:48 PM
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:19:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:15:42 PM
My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.
one would pressume that you are using the more accurate pro evolution soccer football's stats in your posts, as opposed to the commercialised and compromised football manager ones.that murdoch controls all the sheep
I get my information from a couple of reliable Football Agents who play for my Sunday morning football team. They play alongside our Captain Udo Onwere, you may have heard of him.
Next Question
If that's your answer, then you have failed to grasp the concept of the question. ( deep breathe, control the roid rage ;) ) anyway, what are we going to do with the Matt Smith appreciation club. I can't afford to buy all the members a caravan for their ma
No that's not the answer, my legal advisors will let you know the answer, also my Haemorrhoids are a lot better, thanks for asking.
I wonder how many goals Matt Smith will score for QPR, plus stats is not a word in a dictionary owned by me.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:28:05 PM
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: sipwell on January 31, 2017, 08:15:01 PM
Quote from: nose on January 31, 2017, 08:08:08 PM
is he any good?
Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.
Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.
Honestly, not convinced at all.
1. Does he want to be here
2. Is he un committed like the derby player
3. Can we trust him not to compromise our results so as to help a rival
Please do not leap off Putney Bridge yet, there could be further exciting news.
I'm quite excited with this one. And he was one slavisa wanted in the summer was he not. It's a shame we didn't get him then, might of saved us loaning the derby embarrassment
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:30:52 PM
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:26:44 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:22:48 PM
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:19:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:15:42 PM
My up to the minute Executive Reporters are feeding me up to date info as we speak, nothing to report yet. But stand by.
one would pressume that you are using the more accurate pro evolution soccer football's stats in your posts, as opposed to the commercialised and compromised football manager ones.that murdoch controls all the sheep
I get my information from a couple of reliable Football Agents who play for my Sunday morning football team. They play alongside our Captain Udo Onwere, you may have heard of him.
Next Question
If that's your answer, then you have failed to grasp the concept of the question. ( deep breathe, control the roid rage ;) ) anyway, what are we going to do with the Matt Smith appreciation club. I can't afford to buy all the members a caravan for their ma
No that's not the answer, my legal advisors will let you know the answer, also my Haemorrhoids are a lot better, thanks for asking.
I wonder how many goals Matt Smith will score for WOR.
not many, he has his two for the season
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 07:40:58 PM
Quote from: nose on January 31, 2017, 07:36:35 PM
Where is this reported
This is Confidential and Restricted information. It has not been made official yet. When it does, you heard it hear first.
Yes that's true, but I don't believe a word of it!! Is he any good?
Quote from: davew on January 31, 2017, 08:32:45 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 07:40:58 PM
Quote from: nose on January 31, 2017, 07:36:35 PM
Where is this reported
This is Confidential and Restricted information. It has not been made official yet. When it does, you heard it hear first.
Yes that's true, but I don't believe a word of it!! Is he any good?
Any good at what may I ask ? I know he always wins at Ludo. .
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:28:05 PM
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: sipwell on January 31, 2017, 08:15:01 PM
Quote from: nose on January 31, 2017, 08:08:08 PM
is he any good?
Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.
Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.
Honestly, not convinced at all.
1. Does he want to be here
2. Is he un committed like the derby player
3. Can we trust him not to compromise our results so as to help a rival
Please do not leap off Putney Bridge yet, there could be further exciting news.
You have given up your job as marshal and are going first, perhaps we could do a synchronised demonstration, though I can't get there for 11pm from Cornwall! It's ok if you go it alone, I will write something nice on here (lol).
No, no and no, good signing for us!! Reply to your comment Ben by the way.
Quote from: davew on January 31, 2017, 08:35:50 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:28:05 PM
Quote from: fulhamben on January 31, 2017, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: sipwell on January 31, 2017, 08:15:01 PM
Quote from: nose on January 31, 2017, 08:08:08 PM
is he any good?
Played for a poor Standard (it was hard not to get into that team), had an unsuccesful time at Anderlecht and went to a newly promoted yet ambitious club. Had a good year last year, but was a bench warmer this season. He started in 10 games or so and was beaten to a starting position by players 6 years younger.
Also, this is Belgian football. Not the place where the best Belgian football players tend to play.
Honestly, not convinced at all.
1. Does he want to be here
2. Is he un committed like the derby player
3. Can we trust him not to compromise our results so as to help a rival
Please do not leap off Putney Bridge yet, there could be further exciting news.
You have given up your job as marshal and are going first, perhaps we could do a synchronised demonstration, though I can't get there for 11pm from Cornwall! It's ok if you go it alone, I will write something nice on here (lol).
.
I may make an enormous splash, with further dramatic headlines from my Crack Unit of Executive Reporters.
Maybe he is a specialist penalty taker.
Quote from: blakey on January 31, 2017, 08:54:39 PM
Maybe he is a specialist penalty taker.
Let's hope so, we need one desperately.
Well, at least the club are delighted we've loan signed him....oh, hold on the Dutch manager at Derbyshire has also signed him
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: blakey on January 31, 2017, 08:54:39 PM
Maybe he is a specialist penalty taker.
Let's hope so, we need one desperately.
He has scored all 9 he has taken.
http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/cyriac/elfmetertore/spieler/77449 (http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/cyriac/elfmetertore/spieler/77449)
Quote from: Asotosyios on January 31, 2017, 09:03:48 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on January 31, 2017, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: blakey on January 31, 2017, 08:54:39 PM
Maybe he is a specialist penalty taker.
Let's hope so, we need one desperately.
He has scored all 9 he has taken.
http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/cyriac/elfmetertore/spieler/77449 (http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/cyriac/elfmetertore/spieler/77449)
Splendid
A lot better than nothing, Fulham FC. The lad is quick, strong and with his low centre of gravity could be pushing Martin for starting honours, if not obliterating the latter completely from our sensitive radar. Now Fulham where is this second signing.......
Yes. 90 mins left. Where is he. ?
Well I suppose the new signings could prove to be as good as those that have left, time will tell.