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Title: Stoke City Caption Competition
Post by: White Noise on September 23, 2010, 01:37:48 PM
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Title: Re: Stoke City Caption Competition
Post by: WhiteJC on September 23, 2010, 01:43:15 PM
"look into my eyes, not around my eyes, look into my eyes"
Title: Re: Stoke City Caption Competition
Post by: White Noise on September 23, 2010, 01:51:56 PM
Yeah, thats right, I've gnawed my right arm off watching you fluff chance after chance. I don't care if the game finished an hour ago, get out there and show me you can put it in the back of the net.
Title: Re: Stoke City Caption Competition
Post by: Terry Tibbs on September 23, 2010, 01:54:21 PM
"You cheeky git.  Yes I played professionally; and I would have buried that chance in the 2nd half"
Title: Re: Stoke City Caption Competition
Post by: White Noise on September 23, 2010, 02:03:00 PM
Yeah its a black Merc, registration 'Pulis 01', just parked over the back there. So what are you going to do?

Er, so its a turd on the bonnet, piss in the gas tank and if I see the driver give him a couple of digs?

Good lad. Do all that and I'll start you against Everton.
Title: Re: Stoke City Caption Competition
Post by: Terry Tibbs on September 23, 2010, 02:05:06 PM
 :011: :54:

Quote from: White Noise on September 23, 2010, 02:03:00 PM
Yeah its a black Merc, registration 'Pulis 01', just parked over the back there. So what are you going to do?

Er, so its a turd on the bonnet, piss in the gas tank and if I see the driver give him a couple of digs?

Good lad. Do all that and I'll start you against Everton.
Title: Re: Stoke City Caption Competition
Post by: mrska on September 23, 2010, 02:24:49 PM
Quote from: White Noise on September 23, 2010, 01:37:48 PM
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It's my way or the highway son!!
Title: Re: Stoke City Caption Competition
Post by: White Noise on September 23, 2010, 02:38:12 PM
Wilkinson said you can't pass, you can't shoot, you can't defend and you can't rap. You know what to do.

Mongo understand.
Title: Re: Stoke City Caption Competition
Post by: Lighthouse on September 23, 2010, 02:39:38 PM
Swart watched as Hughes and Demps discussed tactics. Then realised why he kept dropping crosses. His long range vision was blurred.