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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: rogerpbackinMidEastUS on April 22, 2018, 12:12:28 AM

Title: NFR: To lightem the moment
Post by: rogerpbackinMidEastUS on April 22, 2018, 12:12:28 AM
"Dad, why is my sister called Teresa" ?
"Well son, you're Mother loves Easter and called her that because Teresa is an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks Dad"
"You're welcome Alan"
Title: Re: NFR: To lightem the moment
Post by: CincyFulham1 on April 22, 2018, 01:56:35 AM
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Title: Re: NFR: To lightem the moment
Post by: grandad on April 22, 2018, 08:35:59 AM
Red Indian Chief conversation with son.

Son. Father , how did I get my name?

Father. When you were born I took you out of our teepee & named you from the first thing you saw such as Passing Cloud, Running Water , White Horse for example.

Son. Ah, that is why I am called Two Dogs F*****g
Title: Re: NFR: To lightem the moment
Post by: toshes mate on April 22, 2018, 09:20:02 AM
Rather uncannily 'eleven plus two' equals 'twelve plus one'.....
Title: Re: NFR: To lightem the moment
Post by: Holders on April 22, 2018, 09:37:45 AM
Quote from: toshes mate on April 22, 2018, 09:20:02 AM
Rather uncannily 'eleven plus two' equals 'twelve plus one'.....

Ah, but do you know why eleven and twelve are called that rather than oneteen and twoteen?
Title: Re: NFR: To lightem the moment
Post by: Fernhurst on April 22, 2018, 10:22:53 AM
And why isn't one hundred and eleven pronounced as "a hundred and onetee one"?
Title: Re: NFR: To lightem the moment
Post by: rogerpbackinMidEastUS on April 22, 2018, 02:16:56 PM
Quote from: toshes mate on April 22, 2018, 09:20:02 AM
Rather uncannily 'eleven plus two' equals 'twelve plus one'.....


How can you add one to twenty and make nineteen  ?
Title: Re: NFR: To lightem the moment
Post by: Woolly Mammoth on April 22, 2018, 03:08:31 PM
I took one of my sons George up to the pub for a drink last night, and the barman asked me why I named him George. I replied " I named him after St George's Day", and the barman said " I named my son David after St Davids day ".
and the bloke standing next to me waiting to be served said, " that's a coincidence, I did the same for my son Pancake "
Title: Re: NFR: To lightem the moment
Post by: bobbo on April 22, 2018, 05:36:39 PM
Luv it woolly 😂😂