"Dad, why is my sister called Teresa" ?
"Well son, you're Mother loves Easter and called her that because Teresa is an anagram of Easter"
"Thanks Dad"
"You're welcome Alan"
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Red Indian Chief conversation with son.
Son. Father , how did I get my name?
Father. When you were born I took you out of our teepee & named you from the first thing you saw such as Passing Cloud, Running Water , White Horse for example.
Son. Ah, that is why I am called Two Dogs F*****g
Rather uncannily 'eleven plus two' equals 'twelve plus one'.....
Quote from: toshes mate on April 22, 2018, 09:20:02 AM
Rather uncannily 'eleven plus two' equals 'twelve plus one'.....
Ah, but do you know why eleven and twelve are called that rather than oneteen and twoteen?
And why isn't one hundred and eleven pronounced as "a hundred and onetee one"?
Quote from: toshes mate on April 22, 2018, 09:20:02 AM
Rather uncannily 'eleven plus two' equals 'twelve plus one'.....
How can you add one to twenty and make nineteen ?
I took one of my sons George up to the pub for a drink last night, and the barman asked me why I named him George. I replied " I named him after St George's Day", and the barman said " I named my son David after St Davids day ".
and the bloke standing next to me waiting to be served said, " that's a coincidence, I did the same for my son Pancake "
Luv it woolly 😂😂