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Title: Mario Balotelli
Post by: H4usuallysitting on August 11, 2020, 04:05:28 PM
Would be a reasonable salary, probably no fee - if available...could you see him in a Fulham shirt
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: cmg on August 11, 2020, 04:16:55 PM
Good one!

I luurve Mario and would like to see him in any club's shirt...apart from ours.

Great team man and the key to a harmonious dressing room.

We could also run a side sweepstake on how long it would be before Mitro kills him.
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: Southcoastffc on August 11, 2020, 04:17:44 PM
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Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: sunburywhite on August 11, 2020, 04:18:02 PM
The game would be half way through before he figured how to put it on
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: ByTheRiver on August 11, 2020, 04:21:17 PM
It's not often I find myself with no words, but here, on this post: no words.
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: spoonffc on August 11, 2020, 04:21:37 PM
I would love mitro and troy deeney together that would frighten any defence - also not completley opposed to sturridge and mitro partnership
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: cmg on August 11, 2020, 04:23:43 PM
Quote from: sunburywhite on August 11, 2020, 04:18:02 PM
The game would be half way through before he figured how to put it on

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6zgQTMHi1Q<
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: The Rational Fan on August 11, 2020, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: cmg on August 11, 2020, 04:16:55 PM
We could also run a side sweepstake on how long it would be before Mitro kills him.

Team Yoga sessions would be both impossible and dangerous to attend.
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: OldBrownShoe on August 11, 2020, 04:50:30 PM
 094.gif no thank you very much.
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: Hatch007 on August 11, 2020, 04:55:24 PM
Quote from: H4usuallysitting on August 11, 2020, 04:05:28 PM
Would be a reasonable salary, probably no fee - if available...could you see him in a Fulham shirt
I think the heat has gotten to your head 🤯
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: bog on August 11, 2020, 04:57:15 PM
Are you havin a larf?
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: FFCBadger on August 11, 2020, 06:18:04 PM

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Quality  :005:
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: ron on August 11, 2020, 07:09:19 PM
That ghastly camouflaged Bentley he was driving around tells me all I need to know about him....
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: H4usuallysitting on August 11, 2020, 07:16:10 PM
He's got a remarkable scoring record....bet his stats look good....him, Kamara and Mitro up front - bit lively
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: Twig on August 11, 2020, 10:25:20 PM
I needed a good laugh.
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: St Eve on August 12, 2020, 01:28:15 AM
No to him and Deeney
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: Woolly Mammoth on August 12, 2020, 01:30:29 AM
He would turn the club into a pantomime
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: gerrys on August 12, 2020, 07:40:38 AM
Rumours have him going to Como.....
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: bog on August 12, 2020, 10:40:53 AM
Quote from: gerrys on August 12, 2020, 07:40:38 AM
Rumours have him going to Como.....

Perry?
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: rebel on August 12, 2020, 11:26:56 AM
The 'fish' story was great; he does liven up football, never a dull moment. He did some really 'kind' things for people outside of football. Do we need a character?
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: Jims Dentist on August 12, 2020, 07:04:53 PM
Quote from: The Rational Fan on August 11, 2020, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: cmg on August 11, 2020, 04:16:55 PM
We could also run a side sweepstake on how long it would be before Mitro kills him.

Team Yoga sessions would be both impossible and dangerous to attend.
😀✔✔✔
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: RaySmith on August 12, 2020, 08:28:01 PM
This could be the new hi-energy Kombat Yoga, a great way to get rid of all your frustrations.

Fuelled by Doris the tea lady's Special Tea, modelled on Pot Belge, popular amongst racing cyclists in the 60's - a mixture of brandy and amphetamines.

Who would be able to stop us!
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: HV71 on August 12, 2020, 09:43:25 PM
Quote from: ron on August 11, 2020, 07:09:19 PM
That ghastly camouflaged Bentley he was driving around tells me all I need to know about him....


I'm amazed that you ever saw it !
Title: Re: Mario Balotelli
Post by: KingofCheese on August 12, 2020, 11:02:06 PM
He would be a quality signing and I think Ross McCormack (now on a free) would be a fantastic combination.