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Title: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: perry geyton on December 15, 2024, 07:10:17 PM
I don't know where to start
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: blingo on December 15, 2024, 07:10:56 PM
You just did
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: perry geyton on December 15, 2024, 07:22:01 PM
Quote from: blingo on December 15, 2024, 07:10:56 PMYou just did

I wouldnt mind betting you have a similar look Bongo
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Benny on December 15, 2024, 07:30:32 PM
Pot noddle
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Eton White on December 16, 2024, 12:04:38 AM
I don't know who he gets to cut his hair, but he has never had a good haircut in all the time I've seen him play.
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Somerset Fulham on December 16, 2024, 12:15:40 AM
Really?

Who cares?
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: BarryP on December 16, 2024, 01:20:18 AM
Quote from: Somerset Fulham on December 16, 2024, 12:15:40 AMReally?

Who cares?

Not me and he'd probably say the same about most of our haircuts. Again, who cares.
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: iansthailand on December 16, 2024, 01:57:06 AM
Quote from: Eton White on December 16, 2024, 12:04:38 AMI don't know who he gets to cut his hair, but he has never had a good haircut in all the time I've seen him play.
I think Stevie Wonder flies over once a month with a pair of garden shears.
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Woolly Mammoth on December 16, 2024, 08:09:09 AM
That reminds me, I went to a Barbers last week, and asked him how much is a haircut, he said £20.
I asked how much is a shave he replied £10.
So i said shave my head.
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Ruislip White on December 16, 2024, 08:19:18 AM
Timmy Castagne looked like he'd done his himself.  Luckily for him Harvey Elliot's was worse, and I bet he actually paid a fortune for it!
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Dr Know on December 16, 2024, 09:59:23 AM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 16, 2024, 08:09:09 AMThat reminds me, I went to a Barbers last week, and asked him how much is a haircut, he said £20.
I asked how much is a shave he replied £10.
So i said shave my head.
Now that's balderdash !
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Fulham 442 on December 16, 2024, 10:11:11 AM
It fascinates me how many pro footballers have terrible haircuts as well as dodgy dye jobs when, as has been pointed out, they probably spend big money on them!
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Southcoastffc on December 16, 2024, 10:41:36 AM
Talking of hair and footballers prompted me to take a look at how Willian has been doing since he left.  On the face of it, perhaps we were wise to let him go.

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/willian/leistungsdaten/spieler/52769
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Nero on December 16, 2024, 11:31:01 AM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 16, 2024, 08:09:09 AMThat reminds me, I went to a Barbers last week, and asked him how much is a haircut, he said £20.
I asked how much is a shave he replied £10.
So i said shave my head.

Then when checking you only had a Fiver
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: I Ronic on December 16, 2024, 11:46:44 AM
It's a great name for a poster on a football forum. Does Deed Poll exist on FoF?
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: blingo on December 16, 2024, 12:01:01 PM
I tend to go for the pudding basin cut Piri and still wear tank tops and crushed velvet 18 inch flares
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: iansthailand on December 16, 2024, 12:23:49 PM
Quote from: blingo on December 16, 2024, 12:01:01 PMI tend to go for the pudding basin cut Piri and still wear tank tops and crushed velvet 18 inch flares
Unfortunately the pudding's still in it.
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: H4usuallysitting on December 16, 2024, 12:28:41 PM
His barber.... To Harvey "it's beautiful, it's a masterpiece Harvey - you'll be in Vogue...what shall we call it?.... Yes, I know.....The £350 special
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: perry geyton on December 16, 2024, 01:55:09 PM
It's as Scouse as it gets
A Kevin Keegan perm, shaved at the sides

Clueless
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Woolly Mammoth on December 16, 2024, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: perry geyton on December 15, 2024, 07:10:17 PMI don't know where to start


That's what the Barber said   !!
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: Mince n Tatties on December 16, 2024, 02:19:39 PM
Quote from: Fulham 442 on December 16, 2024, 10:11:11 AMIt fascinates me how many pro footballers have terrible haircuts as well as dodgy dye jobs when, as has been pointed out, they probably spend big money on them!
And the inking covering their arms legs necks some of them..Hideous.
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: WindyCity on December 16, 2024, 05:59:10 PM
Cucurella's hair/hair cut.

I don't know where to start...........
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: blingo on December 16, 2024, 06:41:18 PM
Quote from: iansthailand on December 16, 2024, 12:23:49 PM
Quote from: blingo on December 16, 2024, 12:01:01 PMI tend to go for the pudding basin cut Piri and still wear tank tops and crushed velvet 18 inch flares
Unfortunately the pudding's still in it.

I'd like to say you're wrong, but you're not  :slap:
Title: Re: Harvey Elliot’s haircut
Post by: onecupsoon on December 18, 2024, 08:41:17 PM
Quote from: Benny on December 15, 2024, 07:30:32 PMPot noddle

I think Elliot reads this, looks like he has had a decent trim for the match tonight.