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Title: Scotty Parker
Post by: perry geyton on August 16, 2025, 07:55:15 PM
Conceded 3 today, looks like his possession based, side ways football is on par per usual to being found out against premiership opposition

Such a shame
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: bencher on August 16, 2025, 07:56:28 PM
Well it was fine margins, ahem, ahem

Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: blingo on August 16, 2025, 08:09:25 PM
Nice jumper tho
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Craven Mad on August 16, 2025, 08:18:12 PM
How long until he starts complaining about things and blaming everyone else?
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: H4usuallysitting on August 16, 2025, 08:36:34 PM
His magic puffa will get him out of trouble
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Count Flapula on August 16, 2025, 08:37:26 PM
My money's on it being a photo finish between him and Potter in the annual PL sack race.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: perry geyton on August 16, 2025, 08:38:47 PM
Quote from: Craven Mad on August 16, 2025, 08:18:12 PMHow long until he starts complaining about things and blaming everyone else?
Next week
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: FFC1987 on August 16, 2025, 08:42:44 PM
Quote from: Count Flapula on August 16, 2025, 08:37:26 PMMy money's on it being a photo finish between him and Potter in the annual PL sack race.

I put Potter in my football groups predictors two weeks back....after today's result he's gone to front of that queue I'd say.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PM
Can we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: SerbianLad on August 16, 2025, 08:55:44 PM
Like I said when people were saying how Burnley will be good this season, because they are superb defensively, their defensive record in the Championship matters little. The previous record holders for the best defence, Watford, concedee tons of goals next season after they got promoted. Burnley was also pretty poor offensively last season, so I think they'll really struggle to score and their defending won't be as good as it was in the Championship which =relegation. In fact they are the only team I'd be willing to bet will go down this season.

I also don't think Parker has improved, or not significantly enough at least. As others have said, he's probably one of the first managers to be sacked this season. That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if we struggle in one of our games(or even both of them), just like we did last season against poor teams.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: perry geyton on August 16, 2025, 09:23:17 PM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
No never
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Rightwhite on August 16, 2025, 09:47:00 PM
Tbh I've no ill feeling to him whatsoever as he is now irrelevant to FFC. We beat Kew Bridge in a play off final with him as boss so thanks Scott Parker and we move on.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: AnotherVicHalomLoveChild on August 16, 2025, 10:51:26 PM
Just "one of them moments" tbf

Lets discuss further after we have played them & see the result
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Hatch007 on August 16, 2025, 10:57:14 PM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
Why does it bother you so much? If it's not your cup of tea why open the thread or read it once the slant of the topic becomes apparent.

There's plenty of threads and posts on here that are of little or no interest to me (some go as far as to bore the crap out of me) but I don't ask others to stop posting. I just ignore it and move on.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Nick Bateman on August 16, 2025, 11:14:04 PM
The only thing I like about Parker is him driving Lady Penelope.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: H4usuallysitting on August 16, 2025, 11:21:19 PM
Quote from: Hatch007 on August 16, 2025, 10:57:14 PM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
Why does it bother you so much? If it's not your cup of tea why open the thread or read it once the slant of the topic becomes apparent.

There's plenty of threads and posts on here that are of little or no interest to me (some go as far as to bore the crap out of me) but I don't ask others to stop posting. I just ignore it and move on.

Are they all my post's
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Sgt Fulham on August 16, 2025, 11:24:25 PM
One of many batterings for them hopefully.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: FFC007 on August 16, 2025, 11:32:17 PM
Let's hope the home game against them isn't a drab 0-0 affair.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Andy S on August 16, 2025, 11:37:45 PM
Out of all the teams on MOTD today Burnley have looked the weakest but I would not bet on them going down yet as there are too many matches yet to be played. As for Parker I have nothing against him as a person but all stops will be pulled out to ensure Burnley stay up. So obviously he could very well face the sack if they don't improve
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Bal_13 on August 16, 2025, 11:38:26 PM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?

I agree the sentiment on these sorts of posts can be very childish in tone (and I'm guilty of that in the past too)

But it's just so goddamn galling thinking about how Parker managed us in that relegation season.

Cavaleiro up top. Mitro benched. BDR at RWB just because.

The careers of so many of that squad have demonstrated how much talent we had - Lookman, Anguissa, Andersen, Tosin, Robinson etc. all top league talent.

All that talent misused or wasted in favour of Parker's Park The Bus "we need to win the small margins" ethos.

His time at Bournemouth and with us showed his style has a ceiling in the Prem.

I think it's fair to say his Burnley reign has a high chance of going the same way.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 11:50:28 PM
Quote from: Hatch007 on August 16, 2025, 10:57:14 PM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
Why does it bother you so much? If it's not your cup of tea why open the thread or read it once the slant of the topic becomes apparent.

There's plenty of threads and posts on here that are of little or no interest to me (some go as far as to bore the crap out of me) but I don't ask others to stop posting. I just ignore it and move on.

Why does my response bother you so much? If it's not your cup of tea, ignore it. But you didn't.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Rightwhite on August 16, 2025, 11:51:53 PM
Ah mate come on Fulham fans. Let's not row about Scott Parker ffs.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: perry geyton on August 16, 2025, 11:53:16 PM
Quote from: Rightwhite on August 16, 2025, 09:47:00 PMTbh I've no ill feeling to him whatsoever as he is now irrelevant to FFC. We beat Kew Bridge in a play off final with him as boss so thanks Scott Parker and we move on.
Mugging us off, crippling our best players and working a deal with Bournemouth before we'd been relegated,
Yeah we've moved on and found a proper manager BUT he's still a ****
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Hatch007 on August 17, 2025, 12:09:56 AM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 11:50:28 PMWhy does my response bother you so much? If it's not your cup of tea, ignore it. But you didn't.
Trust me, I'm really not bothered 😘
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: SP on August 17, 2025, 08:49:53 AM
Only seen the MOTD highlights but it looks as though Parker has a massive task on his hands if Burnley are to be the promoted team that survives.

I'm not sure what the positives are that he referred to after the game?
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Tabby on August 17, 2025, 08:57:43 AM
Quote from: SP on August 17, 2025, 08:49:53 AMOnly seen the MOTD highlights but it looks as though Parker has a massive task on his hands if Burnley are to be the promoted team that survives.

I'm not sure what the positives are that he referred to after the game?

The main asset of the Burnley team is that they were able to smother games to death by being utterly boring in the championship, and not in the way that is about sitting back and hitting on the counter, but by just holding the ball and passing it sideways. This has been proven to not work when you're up against better players, so I don't think many were tipping Burnley to stay up.

He could probably be grinding out a load of 0-0 results and beat bottom half teams by one or two goals if he was given the reins at Manchester City, but that is the kind of quality he needs for the system to work.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: bobbo on August 17, 2025, 09:57:55 AM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
here here .
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Banstead White on August 17, 2025, 10:00:10 AM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
Yeah, of course, we could just sit and look out the window watching the grass grow.....
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: The Cravenette on August 17, 2025, 10:14:02 AM
Quote from: Rightwhite on August 16, 2025, 09:47:00 PMTbh I've no ill feeling to him whatsoever as he is now irrelevant to FFC. We beat Kew Bridge in a play off final with him as boss so thanks Scott Parker and we move on.
And yesterday's match was the same 2 managers. This time I didn't mind Franke getting the upper hand.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: ron on August 17, 2025, 12:08:25 PM
A few "golden goodbyes" trousered on the way will give him a golden retirement.

So why hope he gets the sack?
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Rightwhite on August 17, 2025, 12:13:46 PM
Quote from: perry geyton on August 16, 2025, 11:53:16 PM
Quote from: Rightwhite on August 16, 2025, 09:47:00 PMTbh I've no ill feeling to him whatsoever as he is now irrelevant to FFC. We beat Kew Bridge in a play off final with him as boss so thanks Scott Parker and we move on.
Mugging us off, crippling our best players and working a deal with Bournemouth before we'd been relegated,
Yeah we've moved on and found a proper manager BUT he's still a ****
Thats fair enough and I totally get some fans sentiment around him.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: 3 pigs on August 17, 2025, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: bobbo on August 17, 2025, 09:57:55 AM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
here here .

Where?
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: H4usuallysitting on August 17, 2025, 02:33:40 PM
Quote from: 3 pigs on August 17, 2025, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: bobbo on August 17, 2025, 09:57:55 AM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
here here .

Where?

I think they mean hear hear
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Eton White on August 17, 2025, 02:40:43 PM
Quote from: 3 pigs on August 17, 2025, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: bobbo on August 17, 2025, 09:57:55 AM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
here here .

Where?

There there
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Skatzoffc on August 17, 2025, 03:00:17 PM
Burnley are definitely relegation material imo. They don't score enough gals to win enough games as they haven't changed from their last promotion.

Someone said they got promoted with -ve goal difference the other day. lol

One win is worth three draws and they only get draws and losses = relegation.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: perry geyton on August 23, 2025, 06:15:34 PM
Got his first win today, looking quite full of himself with his spray on tan pacing around in his silly skinny pants

Thinks he's God now
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Steeeeeeeeeed on August 23, 2025, 07:30:50 PM
With the Oasis reunion and Scotty's Famous fashion sense, I am surprised he hasn't released an official Scott Parker Parka
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: gang on August 23, 2025, 08:18:20 PM
Quote from: Banstead White on August 17, 2025, 10:00:10 AM
Quote from: Plodder on August 16, 2025, 08:48:06 PMCan we give the childish bashing of Scott Parker a rest?
Yeah, of course, we could just sit and look out the window watching the grass grow.....


That would do me, I've just seeded a new lawn.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Eton White on August 23, 2025, 08:33:20 PM
Quote from: Steeeeeeeeeed on August 23, 2025, 07:30:50 PMWith the Oasis reunion and Scotty's Famous fashion sense, I am surprised he hasn't released an official Scott Parker Parka

He doesn't strike me as a Parka kind of guy, despite the name.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Grassy Noel on August 24, 2025, 08:02:55 AM
Quote from: Eton White on August 23, 2025, 08:33:20 PM
Quote from: Steeeeeeeeeed on August 23, 2025, 07:30:50 PMWith the Oasis reunion and Scotty's Famous fashion sense, I am surprised he hasn't released an official Scott Parker Parka

He doesn't strike me as a Parka kind of guy, despite the name.

He has now started earning his stripes.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Deadcowboys on August 24, 2025, 08:59:00 AM
We have had far worse managers than Parker. This inability to let go probably says much more about how sad some of our fans are.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: FFC In Oz on August 24, 2025, 09:22:03 AM
Quote from: deadcowboys on August 24, 2025, 08:59:00 AMWe have had far worse managers than Parker. This inability to let go probably says much more about how sad some of our fans are.

We've also had far better than him too.

I think that's where the problem lies - he's a fairly ordinary manager who's yet to prove it on the biggest stage.
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: H4usuallysitting on August 24, 2025, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: deadcowboys on August 24, 2025, 08:59:00 AMWe have had far worse managers than Parker. This inability to let go probably says much more about how sad some of our fans are.

I must be extremely sad - I'll add it to my collection
Title: Re: Scotty Parker
Post by: Asotosyios on August 24, 2025, 09:00:11 PM
Quote from: deadcowboys on August 24, 2025, 08:59:00 AMWe have had far worse managers than Parker. This inability to let go probably says much more about how sad some of our fans are.

I guess the inability of some of our fans to understand why other fans can't let go says much more about how sad those fans are as well.